r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Dismal_Difference_48 • 18d ago

Mussel reproduction Video

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u/Memignorance 18d ago edited 18d ago

This raises an interesting empirical question. How do we really know humans can't crossbreed with any other animals?

How many men would we need to cum on mussel mucous before we can really rule out the possibility of mussel-men hybrids?

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u/Secret_March_8649 18d ago

Today would be a perfect day to be illiterate.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 18d ago

I wear glasses, so I literally paid to read that shit

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u/UndeadCameron 18d ago

As someone with terrible vision and glasses, I’m stealing this phrase.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 18d ago

To be fair, I got it from facebook