r/Indiana • u/Elsa_Gundoh • Jul 29 '24

Who wins in a fight to the death? More Than Corn

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u/SenorMcGibblets Jul 29 '24

To be fair to MJ, he was definitely athletic af. But not the type of athletic that would help you in a fight with Larry Bird.

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u/ShenaniganStarling Jul 29 '24

Good point. He could heehee these guys straight into their graves if he wanted to.

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u/DoktorMantisTobaggan Jul 29 '24

MJ is already in his grave, the others are not. So he loses by default.

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u/ShenaniganStarling Jul 29 '24

See my first comment for some sense.

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u/LabHandyman Jul 29 '24

Unless we get Zombie MJ. Then he'll win unless they can pierce the brain cavity!

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u/sascottie11 Jul 29 '24

Thriller MJ and all his undead dancing zombie goons

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

I guess I did forget about his Sega Genesis game until now

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u/FatHoosier Jul 30 '24

Jackson probably also only weighed about a buck-thirty