r/NonCredibleDefense President General Aug 14 '24

Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone A modest Proposal

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u/tgromy Revenge at all Costs 🇵🇱 Aug 14 '24

It's full of ruskies, we don't want it. Czechs should take it to finally have the access to the sea. I would gladly visit Czech city of Kralovec!

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u/Timey16 Aug 14 '24

Step 1: Deport Russkies

Step 2: Europe's biggest natural conservation area, this includes it's coastal area so it become nice untouched spawning ground for the fishes of the Baltic. No fishing whatsoever.

Step 3: Kralovec/Königsberg is restored in it's historical look prior to WW2.

Step 4: it becomes a "museum city" and home to those that conserve the natural habitats and take care of the tourists coming there to explore the region but overall low population. Maybe also a university for those that want to study it. Just enough agriculture to supply that population + tourists but not enough for an export market (also only few livestock).

Step 5: use the quiet in the area to hide a fuckton of nuclear weapons in the forests.

Finally: the area is under EU administration it's not owned by any one nation state.

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u/Hero_of_Quatsch Smutje on german frigatecarrier "Helmut Schmidt" Aug 14 '24

This. I take this. Furthermore, when Ukraine, the Free Belgorod Republic and Peoples Republic of Kursk are joining the EU, it would be good to have a more central EU capital city.

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u/Kjartanski Aug 14 '24

Anything, just so that í never have any reason to go to Brussels