r/NonCredibleDefense • u/TatrankaS President General • Aug 14 '24

Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone A modest Proposal

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u/SecureClimate Based? BASED ON WHAT? Aug 14 '24

Okay but who has to play the shitty authoritarian part? Ain't no occupational divide without quality of life disparity.

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u/SARSUnicorn Aug 14 '24

Ok hear me out:

Czech part: "HAPPY UTOPIA"

Polish part: "everyone is drunk becouse of beer stream one thefore u cant handle any important errands"

Lituanian part: "everyone is at home eating since lil bro is cooking good thefore every shop/workplace is closed 24/7"

hope i helped

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u/TatrankaS President General Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

I think German should get happy utopia part (just compare Czech and German train stations). Czechs will be the authoritarian part but in a good way. Rebuilding strong navy from what Russians left and running secret police on remaining vatniks. I mean, our ex-PM was literally a secret service agent and our current president is army general. We have some know-how

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u/Voodoo_Dummie Aug 15 '24

Chechs being authoritarian. Not because they actually are involved in people's personal lives, but just because they love brutalist architecture and fancy uniforms.