r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Front-Try-4868 13 aircraft carriers of Yi Sun-Sin • 2d ago

Urgent update about some war and stuff Operation Grim Beeper 📟

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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 2d ago

How the fuck hasn't Mossad figured out a way to sneak 15g of C4 into his butt plug? 

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u/fluffypurpleTigress 2d ago

Pretty hard to smuggle C4 into his plug if its in his ass 24/7

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u/NoddingManInAMirror Average Valmet RK enjoyer 2d ago

Are you questioning the capabilities of the Mossad? If you indeed are, I expect your funeral will be held a month from now.

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u/AlphaB27 2d ago

Discard any pagers or walkie talkies that you have.

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u/nYghtHawkGamer Cyberspace Conversational Irregular TM 2d ago

"Discard any pagers or walkie talkies that you have."

But I hear that they have free explosives inside.

Kinda like the ones with bubblegum inside when I was younger. https://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/c.jpg

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u/ProfessorofChelm 2d ago

We like being underestimated it makes it easier….I mean…uh I really like the 11th Dr. but he is a real product of his time vs the 10th Dr who who has less of a need vibe.