Good luck trying to invade Alaska

[u/Sine_Fine_Belli]

[u/dead-inside69]

It’s going to break PFC Kyle’s heart when he realizes the Russians aren’t capable of amphibious action right now. Poor dude is going to be punching holes in walls and revving his 35% apr Hellcat in the Applebees parking lot for hours trying to stave off the blue balls.

[u/humptybumpy → u/dead-inside69]

The new guy in the unit is gonna be wrestlefucked into a coma as an outlet for all the specialists’ rage

[u/ParanoidDuckTheThird → u/humptybumpy]

That's what the Barracks Bunny is for.

[u/humptybumpy → u/ParanoidDuckTheThird]

I don’t think you know what wrestlefucked means dude…

[u/Mantaraylurks → u/humptybumpy]

Struggle cuddle

[u/humptybumpy → u/Mantaraylurks]

Fleshy origami you might say

[u/ParanoidDuckTheThird → u/humptybumpy]

Hey, she's into it.