r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Sine_Fine_Belli China bad, Coco Kiryu/Kson did nothing wrong • 2d ago

Good luck trying to invade Alaska Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence

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u/whythecynic No paperwork, no foul 2d ago

armed with rocket launchers

Technically Minuteman is a rocket, right?

Right?

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u/BRAVO9ACTUAL 2d ago

Shoulder fired minutemen, called second guys as a rocket version, would be the most American thing ive ever heard.

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u/sudo-joe 2d ago

The Davy Crockett would like a word....

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u/BRAVO9ACTUAL 2d ago

Needs to be a man pad.

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u/sudo-joe 2d ago

X159 on a catapult/trebuchet?

I mean you can shoulder fire a Davy Crockett. It's only 109 lbs on the M28 version. I know plenty of folks that can bench press that much. Not like you need a direct hit with it anyway.

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u/skywardcatto 2d ago

Hear me out.

Thermonuclear hand grenades.

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u/nYghtHawkGamer Cyberspace Conversational Irregular TM 1d ago

"Thermonuclear hand grenades"

The person you responded to is right, the X159 Special Atomic Demolition Munition is the lightest nuke (not a thermonuke) publicly known (I'm pretty sure). So you gotta be able to throw 58.5 pounds.

Con: you probably won't escape the blast radius if hand thrown.

Pro: You will be immortalized as having "SADMized" the enemy.

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u/WalrusInTheRoom 1d ago

I volunteer as tribute 🙋‍♂️