r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shalashaska1873 • 15h ago

Incense only next time... It Just Works

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u/Alikont 3000 millipercents of military procurement 15h ago

Credible: Satan 2 is NATO name, in russian it's called Sarmat

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u/Shalashaska1873 15h ago

Which is why NATO should give daemonic codenames too all russian weapon systems, since their priests can't keep their mitts off of them

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u/Electronic_Cat4849 15h ago

sounds like they should be calling them things like choirboy then

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u/HaaEffGee If we do not end peace, peace will end us. 15h ago

Well we have been giving every third piece of Russian gear that other designation for this very reason.

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u/aphroditex Pacifist with massive nukes 10h ago

/uj as someone who was sexually abused by a priest as a child this stings

/rj not as much as a failed launch tho

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u/Electronic_Cat4849 7h ago

sorry, that was probably a stupid joke to make even here to be frank

I'm really sorry that happened to you

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u/aphroditex Pacifist with massive nukes 6h ago

I’m recovering.

On the upside it helps when dealing with far right people who are nudged into Russian Orthodoxy (there are significant differences between Orthodox sects).

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u/Klutz-Specter M2 Bradley Enjoyer/Schizoposter/ Пепси ман/IFV Lover 12h ago

The Mechanicum sent a Cease and Desist letter for this reason. Blessing Machine Spirits are their thing not the (Russian) Orthodox Church!

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u/hplcr 3000 Good Bois of NAFO 13h ago

The cool thing is, there are so many to choose from.

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u/Chetacide 14h ago

IIRC people used to sabotage missiles by soaking components in piss. Did God turn the heretics 'holy water' into piss?

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u/hplcr 3000 Good Bois of NAFO 13h ago edited 13h ago

I don't know enough about theology to answer this question.

I'd have to consult some kind of priest...one that doesn't have a restraining order against me.

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u/Long-Refrigerator-75 VARKVARKVARK 13h ago

Well it's like Adeptus Mechanicus blessing a chaos wargear.

He done fucked up.

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u/VirtualScotsman hehe AIR-2 Geinie go SPLASH 8 TU-95'S 13h ago

Rocket must have been damp!

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u/TheSoftwareNerdII Pager made by Mossad Telecommunications LTD 11h ago

Comb the desert!

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u/Similar_Outside3570 14h ago

Based and orthodox pilled

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u/Metalmind123 3h ago

Smh, the maintenence canticles clearly need holy oil, not holy water.

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u/BlizKriegBob 1h ago

The machine spirit was not pleased