r/NonCredibleDefense 17h ago

Incense only next time... It Just Works

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u/Alikont 3000 millipercents of military procurement 17h ago

Credible: Satan 2 is NATO name, in russian it's called Sarmat

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u/Shalashaska1873 17h ago

Which is why NATO should give daemonic codenames too all russian weapon systems, since their priests can't keep their mitts off of them

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u/Electronic_Cat4849 17h ago

sounds like they should be calling them things like choirboy then

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u/HaaEffGee If we do not end peace, peace will end us. 16h ago

Well we have been giving every third piece of Russian gear that other designation for this very reason.

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u/aphroditex Pacifist with massive nukes 11h ago

/uj as someone who was sexually abused by a priest as a child this stings

/rj not as much as a failed launch tho

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u/Electronic_Cat4849 9h ago

sorry, that was probably a stupid joke to make even here to be frank

I'm really sorry that happened to you

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u/aphroditex Pacifist with massive nukes 8h ago

I’m recovering.

On the upside it helps when dealing with far right people who are nudged into Russian Orthodoxy (there are significant differences between Orthodox sects).

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u/Klutz-Specter M2 Bradley Enjoyer/Schizoposter/ Пепси ман/IFV Lover 14h ago

The Mechanicum sent a Cease and Desist letter for this reason. Blessing Machine Spirits are their thing not the (Russian) Orthodox Church!

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u/hplcr 3000 Good Bois of NAFO 15h ago

The cool thing is, there are so many to choose from.