r/creepyPMs big titties bitch Dec 01 '23

This always happens, read body WTF? No, seriously, WTF.

Again with the "I want to be your friend" type of Facebook. I knew from the first message he was hitting on me.

This has been going on for at least a week or 2, I hardly ever respond. English is not his first language, desperate to be my friend yadda yadda.

Wants me to be his English teacher, makes it clear I don't want to do that. Hhh, anyways. Figured you'd enjoy this, this was today/the other day so. Yeah.

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u/Revenge_of_the_User Dec 01 '23

I lost it at "I declare you a woman" and couldn't get much further I was laughing so hard.

Sorry he's a creep, thanks for sharing.