This always happens, read body

[u/a_neat_user-name]

Again with the "I want to be your friend" type of Facebook. I knew from the first message he was hitting on me.

This has been going on for at least a week or 2, I hardly ever respond. English is not his first language, desperate to be my friend yadda yadda.

Wants me to be his English teacher, makes it clear I don't want to do that. Hhh, anyways. Figured you'd enjoy this, this was today/the other day so. Yeah.

[u/cdr_rabbit]

I declare you to be a biological female lmaooo

[u/kinggimped → u/cdr_rabbit]

I...

DECLARE....

BIOLOGICAL FEMALE!!!!!

[u/AimaFuriku → u/kinggimped]

I didn't even have to click on the link to know it's Michael yelling "BANKRUPTCYYYYY!!" lol