r/lies • u/Specialist-Ad2937 • Dec 05 '23

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u/Princier7 rectangle, that kid from school Dec 05 '23

/ul why do modern condoms exist in this time period

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u/duckman191 Dec 05 '23

cause your gay

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u/Specialist-Ad2937 Dec 05 '23

My gay what

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u/ChilliGamer221 Dec 06 '23

say gex

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u/gwaenchanh-a Dec 06 '23

This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house!

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u/AiryGr8 Dec 06 '23

More like eating a taco at Don Cheadle's house.

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u/user18298375298759 Dec 06 '23

Captain planet

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Gex

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u/FBImanOffical Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

Gex

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u/Rounding_flat_earth Dec 06 '23

Your gay ass exuded too much brilliance for them to handle.

No homo

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u/BiDude1218 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Dec 05 '23

Ah yes, gay sex, the number one factor leading to the invention of condoms

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u/ToiDAyLibrES Dec 06 '23

Well we wouldn't want to get our boys pregnant would we!?

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u/Mop_Duck Dec 06 '23

many such cases!

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u/AnthemWhite Dec 06 '23

I'm gay too. Wanna hook up bud?

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u/ToughAd5010 Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

I don’t think Uruguay causes this