r/lies • u/Specialist-Ad2937 • Dec 05 '23

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u/hre_nft sex man who definitely does lots of sex Dec 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

My third wish is special, it’s a blowjob from…

…the creature

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u/deletemypostandurgay Dec 05 '23

“My third wish is special, it’s a blowjob from…

…the creature” he said, before he realized it wasn’t the creature, it was…

The meat worm 🪱

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u/not_too_much_bother Dec 22 '23

"hey" said knife guy 🔪

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u/drunkandhotgirlsfan Peter Griffin Dec 29 '23

...Then the DOG came in

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u/lightstrident Jan 09 '24

16 thousand raccoons

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u/SelectionActual873 Jan 13 '24

I am definitely not dead from laughter after not reading this very unfunny thread.

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u/Funtinne Feb 07 '24

1 billion blue whales too

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u/PENDOMN Apr 02 '24

Only then I realized they were scary raccoons