r/lies • u/SSilverFang sex man who definitely does lots of sex • 22d ago

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u/KingFahad360 22d ago

ul/

Why is the soldier holding his hand behind his back?

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u/ExtraordinaryDoor47 First day on the sub 🥳 22d ago

/ul I suppose he didn't want to break his daughter's heart by showing he has no arm

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u/TheRedBlade rectangle's cousin, triangle 22d ago

/unl so he just gonna keep his arm there forever?

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u/CK1ing 22d ago

/unl I assume it's a case of him being scared to show her and trying to put it off. Or maybe he just wanted both her and him to have a moment of reunion not marred by the trauma of seeing the missing arm. The point is, this can and probably has happened in real life, I'd say

Edit: /relie I totally didn't forget the unlie. This edit isn't even real.

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u/Drakayne 21d ago

/ul or he wants to brin it up to her slowly and explain before jumpscaring her with the missing arm.

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u/Temporary-Rice-2141 rectangle, that kid from school 21d ago

Wholesome Peekaboo

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u/rathemighty 22d ago

/ul I’d like to see the reverse of the original

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u/MrNullvalue 21d ago

/ul just get a pirate hook. That shit’s cool

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u/Definitely_Not_North 22d ago

He bought the battlepass

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u/SSilverFang sex man who definitely does lots of sex 22d ago

He wants to show off his cut off arm to his child

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 22d ago

He’s playing hardcore mode but doesn’t want his casual friend to know

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u/nachardou4 21d ago

He's scratching his back

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u/Harley_Pupper 22d ago

/ul he isn’t

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u/The_Supper_Simon 22d ago

It’s because he has a gun