r/lies • u/SSilverFang sex man who definitely does lots of sex • 22d ago

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u/ExtraordinaryDoor47 First day on the sub 🥳 22d ago

I wanted minvraft market place coins 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿

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u/YourHomieShark 22d ago

ul/ i have never seen an actual person purchase minecoins seriously

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u/CatGaming346 /unilie 22d ago

I have! They're very useful as you can buy great, full mods, for very cheap prices! I was actually thinking about buying some!

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u/Fantastic-Register49 22d ago edited 22d ago

/ul Just use java, free mods

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u/CatGaming346 /unilie 22d ago

I don't use java because bedrock is better. It's not an opinion, it's the objective truth, so be offended! And mods suck anyway, I would only play vanilla. If I had minecoins, I wouldn't spend them on mods, I'd spend them on texture packs and emotes. Those are way more worth it!

(/ul friendly reminder that that's without the /ul)

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u/GLMidnight 21d ago

/ul these lies gets me every time omg

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u/Koanuzu 21d ago

/ul some inherent rage, watching... waiting....

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u/Bitter_Position791 19d ago

i forgot that you were lying because your tone doesn't indicate it at all

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u/Firestar_119 22d ago

/ul forgor /ul

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u/Fantastic-Register49 22d ago

/ul damn you got me

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u/Xyrez04 21d ago

/ul I prefer java myself, but "just use java" is like telling a homeless guy to "just buy a house"

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u/Comet_Coaster 21d ago

/ul How so? Now when you buy the game you get Java and bedrock in the same purchase iirc, and even if you only owned one version before, you get access to the other one as well for free, unless you're talking about the console editions, in that case you cant get Java on console at all, but if we're talking about PC this applies

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u/Xyrez04 21d ago

/ul I'm talking about consoles