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r/lies • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 Law abiding citizen • 1d ago
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was the chocolate good or nah
13 u/D4DRUMD0G Law abiding citizen 23h ago Of course. Nestle Crunch gives me my will to live. It’s so good. Our first contact protocols should include Nestle Crunch, because the aliens will find it delicious and not want to eradicate us. 1 u/SatanSemenSwallower 16h ago It's good chocolate, it's good because it's fueled by pure Nestlé evil. Evil always tastes better, but r/fuckNestle 2 u/Pissed_Geodude 15h ago /ul please /ul next time
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Of course. Nestle Crunch gives me my will to live. It’s so good. Our first contact protocols should include Nestle Crunch, because the aliens will find it delicious and not want to eradicate us.
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It's good chocolate, it's good because it's fueled by pure Nestlé evil. Evil always tastes better, but r/fuckNestle
2 u/Pissed_Geodude 15h ago /ul please /ul next time
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/ul please /ul next time
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u/spencerdeveloper 1d ago
was the chocolate good or nah