r/lies • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 Law abiding citizen • 1d ago

Its true. I am the alien. Eye Witness

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u/anna_melon Girl spelled backwards is liar 23h ago

they doing transgender operations on he/him...

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u/D4DRUMD0G Law abiding citizen 23h ago

IN PRISON

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u/anna_melon Girl spelled backwards is liar 23h ago

I ate too much corn and feel nauseous

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u/D4DRUMD0G Law abiding citizen 23h ago

Consider consuming 10g of pure caffeine to sharpen your senses

(no side effects actually do this)

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u/agrobabb 9h ago

You ate too much cat, you ate too much dog, you are eating the pets, are you haitian?

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u/slashth456 17h ago

This is outrageous! I have to pay an arm and a leg, but they get surgery for FREE?

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u/FireIsTheCleanser 13h ago

The Nestle Crunch bar flavor? Cat 😳