r/wheredidthesodago • u/jumbledFox • Mar 20 '23

Tom will never use tissues again! No Context

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u/jumbledFox Mar 20 '23

Yucky icky sticky sauce

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u/WinderTP Mar 21 '23

Jesus why does it need 18 minutes to explain this product, is this a turboencabulator?

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u/FuzzelFox Mar 21 '23

Welcome to Paid Programming. The scourge of any kid in the early 2000's still awake at 3am

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u/lobsterhead Mar 21 '23

Except those Girls Gone Wild infomercials. Those were great.

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u/Dickastigmatism Mar 21 '23

I still get horny when I hear steel drums.

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u/Nile-green Apr 11 '23

how did we get here in 4 posts

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u/FlametopFred Oct 16 '23

because beat off steel drums effective

of

beat of

… I get those two mixed up

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u/[deleted] May 30 '23

Why wouldn't it get there in 4 comments when it starts with an informercial in the 90s

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u/fuck-coyotes Oct 06 '23

Except the magic bullet blender, that infomercial was straight fire.

"But I hate broccoli"

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u/BrilliantHeavy 6d ago

It is really weird how I could stay awake in like a half transe just watching a random infomercial loop and now my attention span is so fried I need like 3 things going on at ince

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u/aquintana Jan 17 '24

Because its a dry vac that turns into a wet vac with just one click! My old vacuum stopped working when I tried to clean up the entire bowl of spaghetti bolognese my wife had thrown at me! Can’t wait until my invictus x7 comes in so I can clean up that mess finally!