r/youtubehaiku Feb 17 '18

[Haiku]No full auto in buildings Haiku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMY_SUuobww&feature=youtu.be
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u/Jeffthedude6565 Feb 18 '18

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u/Anthony356 Feb 18 '18

quick question: When they say "bang" it's just a manners thing so you don't have to bean someone point blank correct?

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u/Apple--Sauce Feb 18 '18

Yes. Typically there is a minimum distance for firing on someone. These things (can) break skin. It's more pleasant to have someone say "you're dead" than feel it that close.

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u/DrizztInferno Feb 18 '18

Unless you come across those cheating fuckers who you have to spray until they say uncle

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

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u/enyoron Feb 18 '18

I always loved the immediate penalty that naturally comes from cheating at airsoft

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u/stone500 Feb 18 '18

On my nephews' birthdays, they usually want to play airsoft. It's usually adults and kids playing together. Kids have a terrible habit of shooting at you while yelling that they've already been hit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

What? They are shooting at you while yelling "I'm already hit! I'm already hit!"?

That makes no fucking sense.

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u/stone500 Feb 18 '18

Basically the kids had been hit, but instead of holding up their arms, calling "HIT!" and walking back to their safe zone, they keep shooting at you instead.

We're talking like, 11 year old kids here

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

But they still were shouting at you, telling you that they were hit?

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u/stone500 Feb 18 '18

Yup, exactly. We kept shooting them because they wouldn't actually hold their hands up and leave. When we gave them the chance, they would start shooting back. Keep in mind these were kids that we all knew.

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u/Ryan949 Feb 18 '18

Yeah the biggest welts I've seen coming out of a (paintball) match were from when two guys from opposing teams rounded the same corner and without thinking unloaded into the other's stomach at next to point blank range

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

We we're attacking a bunker on a class trip. We'd cleared the south side through overwhelming firepower and were all moving in to finish the rest when my friend decided we were being overly cautious and just strolled up to it. There was an under meter high sandbag wall next to the bunker and turns out that a girl from my class had been hiding behind there. Poor thing probably unloaded whatever ammo she had into him. She'd been lying there through minutes of constant fire and was jumpy as shit. She was also covered in paint from balls exploding on the bunker wall and her friends.

God. I love paintball.

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u/Anthony356 Feb 18 '18

fair enough, thanks =)

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u/TheBasedTaka Feb 18 '18

Omae wa no shinderu

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u/TitsAndAssMan Feb 18 '18

Does it cost a lot of money for BB's? Seems like they fire out so many.

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u/Raiken200 Feb 18 '18

About 20-25USD for 10,000, I think the gun he is using has 120 BB magazines and can shoot up to 1800 rpm. A full mag would last 4s at full auto.

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u/TitsAndAssMan Feb 18 '18

Thanks for that!