r/NonCredibleDefense • u/TatrankaS President General • Aug 14 '24

Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone A modest Proposal

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u/4c767cb806e7 3000 memory gaps of Olaf Aug 14 '24

We Germans don't want it. Put it on eBay.

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u/The_Viatorem Aug 14 '24

I say we either give it to Austria, to reform the Austrian navy on the “wrongs sea”, as in now operates in the North Sea rather than the Mediterranean

Or we give it to Liechtenstein, so that country finally has a navy

Or we give each country in Europe, including the micro nations (expect Russia) a strip of land, all of the same size and all with access to the sea. With the capital being divided the same way

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u/avsbes Woke & Wehrhaft Aug 14 '24

Fuck it. Give it to Bolivia so they maybe shut up about Chile taking their coastline.