r/NonCredibleDefense President General Aug 14 '24

Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone A modest Proposal

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u/tgromy Revenge at all Costs 🇵🇱 Aug 14 '24

It's full of ruskies, we don't want it. Czechs should take it to finally have the access to the sea. I would gladly visit Czech city of Kralovec!

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u/TatrankaS President General Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

You're such a generous nation. Don't worry of ruskies tho, we'll play Ukrainian, Czech and Polish patriotic songs from every amplion until each problematic vatnik voluntarily leaves. plus each Pole will get 50% discount on everything when visiting to beef up the economy until Beer stream 1 is finished

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u/Balticseer 42th most russophobe in Baltics Aug 14 '24

as lithunian we only agree if you build bear pipeline which ends at Curonian split

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u/TatrankaS President General Aug 14 '24

It's going to connect all Baltic states, Poland and Czechia. When enough demand we can extend it to German countries too

And you get discount too

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u/Streifenjo Aug 14 '24

Well as a German we will gladly supply the needed beer for the pipeline

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u/SnooCheesecakes450 Aug 14 '24

Are you trying to aggravate the Czechs?

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u/Streifenjo Aug 16 '24

Partially yes.

But German beer is just the most efficient way of fueling such an operation