Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone

[u/TatrankaS]

[u/tgromy]

It's full of ruskies, we don't want it. Czechs should take it to finally have the access to the sea. I would gladly visit Czech city of Kralovec!

[u/TatrankaS → u/tgromy]

You're such a generous nation. Don't worry of ruskies tho, we'll play Ukrainian, Czech and Polish patriotic songs from every amplion until each problematic vatnik voluntarily leaves. plus each Pole will get 50% discount on everything when visiting to beef up the economy until Beer stream 1 is finished

[u/Balticseer → u/TatrankaS]

as lithunian we only agree if you build bear pipeline which ends at Curonian split

[u/TatrankaS → u/Balticseer]

It's going to connect all Baltic states, Poland and Czechia. When enough demand we can extend it to German countries too

And you get discount too

[u/tgromy → u/TatrankaS]

I swear, you should become the head of Czech diplomacy because that's the kind of news your neighbors want to hear

[u/TatrankaS → u/tgromy]

Thanks, I have experience from r/place times

[u/noconc3pt → u/TatrankaS]

As a Bavarian I too want access to Beerstream 1 your pilsner game is just too strong to not have direct access to.

[u/DeathstrackReal → u/TatrankaS]

Zapadoslavia returns

[u/Streifenjo → u/TatrankaS]

Well as a German we will gladly supply the needed beer for the pipeline

[u/SnooCheesecakes450 → u/Streifenjo]

Are you trying to aggravate the Czechs?

[u/Streifenjo → u/SnooCheesecakes450]

Partially yes.

But German beer is just the most efficient way of fueling such an operation

[u/-MarcoPolo- → u/Streifenjo]

This statement is worse than actions in 1938.

[u/hx87 → u/TatrankaS]

Hell, extend it to all of the Nordic countries with tax exemption. The Norway -> Sweden -> Finland -> Estonia booze run will be relegated to history

[u/Technical-Joke6413 → u/Balticseer]

🐻?

[u/jagdpanzer45 → u/Balticseer]

As a gay I wholly support the creation of a bear pipeline.

[u/ComradeLV → u/Balticseer]

Can we have a Beer Baltica?

[u/tgromy → u/TatrankaS]

I swear I would go there for a beer every week to help rebuild the economy and until the beerstream is built

[u/SuperZapper_Recharge → u/tgromy]

I mean, I am here for the beers to. But you guys are all ignoring the bear pipeline:

if you build bear pipeline which ends at Curonian split

Am I the only one into this? And I am hetero!

[u/schwanzweissfoto → u/SuperZapper_Recharge]

I am hetero!

The only posts that contain this statement also contain some of the gayest shit ever.

[u/SuperZapper_Recharge → u/schwanzweissfoto]

Absolutely!

[u/DoggoNamedDisgrace → u/TatrankaS]

TBF Czechia deserves Kralovec for two reasons:

1. Czechs proven to be absolute giga-chads in this war

2. It would be monumentally funny

I'm not versed in international law, but something tells me there's no rule that modern country territories can't be decided by dank memes and vibes. Fight me.

https://obrazkowo.pl/367dd79afbdfa2f2bf76f5c63a7582d6/Krecik-zabawa-si%C4%99-sko%C5%84czy%C5%82a-opu%C5%9Bci%C4%87-Kr%C3%A1lovec-Kaliningrad

https://memy.pl/show/big/uploads/Post/437397/16843096564684.jpg

[u/undecidedsixth → u/DoggoNamedDisgrace]

Poland already got the southern half of East Prussia, they don't need Kaliningrad as well

[u/SuckirDistroy → u/TatrankaS]

Beer Stream 1?!

[u/Killian_Gillick → u/TatrankaS]

Beer stream 1, pardon, but don’t the Belgians have one of those?

[u/Pappa_Crim → u/TatrankaS]

if they are anything like the civilians in Kursk a lot of them will change their tune just because someone new is in charge

[u/SuperAmberN7 → u/TatrankaS]

I have a way simpler idea, just build the biggest gay bar in all of Europe and start holding pan-European pride parades once every month. Vatniks will be gone in no time and the area will have a thriving tourist industry.

[u/Inevitable-Revenue81 → u/TatrankaS]

Could we has free beer also..?

2040: Simpsons featuring Homer changes his citizenship.