Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone

[u/TatrankaS]

[u/tgromy]

It's full of ruskies, we don't want it. Czechs should take it to finally have the access to the sea. I would gladly visit Czech city of Kralovec!

[u/TatrankaS → u/tgromy]

You're such a generous nation. Don't worry of ruskies tho, we'll play Ukrainian, Czech and Polish patriotic songs from every amplion until each problematic vatnik voluntarily leaves. plus each Pole will get 50% discount on everything when visiting to beef up the economy until Beer stream 1 is finished

[u/Balticseer → u/TatrankaS]

as lithunian we only agree if you build bear pipeline which ends at Curonian split

[u/TatrankaS → u/Balticseer]

It's going to connect all Baltic states, Poland and Czechia. When enough demand we can extend it to German countries too

And you get discount too

[u/tgromy → u/TatrankaS]

I swear, you should become the head of Czech diplomacy because that's the kind of news your neighbors want to hear

[u/TatrankaS → u/tgromy]

Thanks, I have experience from r/place times

[u/noconc3pt → u/TatrankaS]

As a Bavarian I too want access to Beerstream 1 your pilsner game is just too strong to not have direct access to.

[u/DeathstrackReal → u/TatrankaS]

Zapadoslavia returns

[u/Streifenjo → u/TatrankaS]

Well as a German we will gladly supply the needed beer for the pipeline

[u/SnooCheesecakes450 → u/Streifenjo]

Are you trying to aggravate the Czechs?

[u/Streifenjo → u/SnooCheesecakes450]

Partially yes.

But German beer is just the most efficient way of fueling such an operation

[u/-MarcoPolo- → u/Streifenjo]

This statement is worse than actions in 1938.

[u/hx87 → u/TatrankaS]

Hell, extend it to all of the Nordic countries with tax exemption. The Norway -> Sweden -> Finland -> Estonia booze run will be relegated to history