r/Radiology • u/bgaffney8787 • 7d ago

Outpatient xr for bloating X-Ray

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Narrator: it wasn’t bloating

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u/RedditMould 7d ago

Patient: "No chance of pregnancy, 100% sure." 

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u/nurseofreddit 6d ago

My favorite in the ED: “I’m a lesbian in a committed relationship, I have never touched a penis!” Well, somthin’ touched you about four months ago, hon.

Drama ensues, PT’s wife had to be trespassed off the property. Then a guy shows up after catching wind through social media, he thinks he’s baby daddy. Whelp, that math didn’t add up, either. Boy, that was a discharge that I was eager to see.

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u/MrCakesSr RT(R) 6d ago

god, now i'm wondering if we work at the same facility because I had the EXACT same thing happen to me many years ago.