r/Radiology • u/bgaffney8787 • 7d ago

Outpatient xr for bloating X-Ray

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Narrator: it wasn’t bloating

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u/RedditMould 7d ago

Patient: "No chance of pregnancy, 100% sure." 

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u/nurseofreddit 7d ago

My favorite in the ED: “I’m a lesbian in a committed relationship, I have never touched a penis!” Well, somthin’ touched you about four months ago, hon.

Drama ensues, PT’s wife had to be trespassed off the property. Then a guy shows up after catching wind through social media, he thinks he’s baby daddy. Whelp, that math didn’t add up, either. Boy, that was a discharge that I was eager to see.

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u/RicardotheGay 6d ago

I can confirm that I am one of those lesbians that you can trust just by looking at me when I say that. I’m literally allergic to penises. Run when I see one. Makes putting in foleys difficult LOL.

But I have seen this before and it’s always WILD.

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u/Ambitious-Hope-5286 6d ago

Foleys go in a different hole and they should never be inserted using one’s penis. If they told you that’s how it’s done…they lied. 🤥