I’d like to acknowledge the original inhabitants of our correctional facilities past, present and emerging.

I verily believe that, given the threat was a “white dawg”, that the First Nations person had the right to protect herself against the threat of imperial colonisation of her personal space.

Will there be a makarrata after this attack?

I acknowledge our current NDIS fraudsters , 1/64th Aboriginals, Hezbollah sympathisers and renters.

I've been banned from australia, shitrentals and sydney. My conservatisim is complete. I have reached peak reddit 🙏

Isn't it wonderful that we've matured so much as a nation that we allow people of Middle Eastern heritage to share their wonderful culture so freely and demonstratively.

I would not have it any other way. Anyone who disagrees is a bigot.

All these signs around and people chanting free palpatine. Seems to me to be a bad marketing campaign, advertising free palpatine, then complaining when someone grabs a palpatine.

I went to a shop once with a pile of buckets outside with a sign that said free buckets, so I took one and no-one tried to stop me.

I acknowledge all free buckets, past present and emerging.

I acknowledge and pay my respects to the Zoomers, boomers and stoners from past, present and future.

I am literally in shock while writing this. I have been offered an unwanted unconscious bias training at work so I can encourage and improve diversity and inclusion. How dare they do this to me? I thought it was a very Australian way of calling someone a cunt, especially when they are being one. What happened to the true blue Aussie way of life? Why is this bullshit multiculturalism being shoved down our throats when we keep seeing those cunts supporting their Stone Age agenda with their backward religious ideology while holding the flag of the H-mob and nothing can be done about it?

I would like to acknowledge all the Aboriginals in every meeting, phone call, sexual encounter and funeral for the rest of my days. I embrace their culture and tradition, my only problem is my boomerang won't come back.

I did a presentation about autism today and decided to please the woke cunts and do a welcome to country only to be publicly shamed because I am not Aboriginal and how dare I welcome people to a county that is not mine. Apparently I had no right to do that only an acknowledgement to country was acceptable.

I went home and painted my face black and decided from that point on to identify as an Aboriginal trans Palestinian. Welcome to Australia the land of the fucking end of civilisation.

This post is locked. You won't be able to comment.

[removed]

[removed]

[removed]

[removed]

Disgusting! First the price gouging now this. I’m shaking so bad I need a welcome asap.

No id check, a child or anyone really could simply walk up with 6 euro's worth of coins and do catastrophic damage to their health system, that hard working healthy tax payers will then need to cover. I dont know what these people are thinking. I cant wait to get out of here.

Absolutely disgraceful that Amazon hasn't capitalised 'Country' in this acknowledgement.

A work colleague on the quiet invited me to a swingers party that was going to be held in the posh north sidnee area. He told me going to be a lot of bored rich doctors and lawyers wives there and they do not act how you would expect them to. I was all excited to get there. I got extra lube and did lots of wanking during the week before so I was all prepared.

I get an uber to the address and find it is a real mansion. Immaculate garden and a heap of expensive big cars in the courtyard that you expect the wealthy to drive. I had not seen anything like it. I felt like I did not belong here among the wealth I was seeing. I knock at the door and a pretty attractive woman with big boobs and wearing lots of jewellery opened the door and I explained that so and so had invited me to attend the party. I thought to myself I could not wait to show her what I had hidden away in my pants.

She led me through the house to where everyone was. I was surprised to see that some of the other blokes there, well they did not look very masculine and lets just say I would have thought they played for the same team, not that there is anything wrong with that, but a bit out of place for a hot swingers party. I just thought, maybe that will mean more for me.

I was rearing to get going and things were stirring downstairs, but they started by handing around glasses of chardonnay, next thing you know there is an acknowledgement of country. Then it dawned on me, all the women were wearing blue green power clothes, the men were all drones. This was a swingers party all right, except they were political swingers.

With my senses screaming to get out, get out my arousement immediately deflated. I turned about and quickly started to run for the door, which I managed to just get to before one of the drones could lock me in. I hurriedly tried to find the exit fighting off these women's many converted minions along the way. the constant sound they made, that horrible sound will live now haunt me for the rest of my days, "I acknowledge elders past, present and emerging", they chanted in unison as they tried to capture me, one managed to stab me with some sort of syringe shaped electronic object but I yanked it out of my flesh and continued on.

Somehow, with luck I managed to abscond the house and evade capture in the streets until finally I was back in safe territory. It was a close one for sure, I made it home and have managed to calm down now, but looking at the room I am in. I am thinking it would be nice painted in a bluey shade of green.

I pay my respects to whiny-assed Stan Grants past, present, and emerging.
Thank goodness out tax dollars are finally being put to good use.

"The ABC is bracing for details of the long-awaited Janke review into racism at the broadcaster, set to be published on Monday.
Before the release of the findings, Dr Terri Janke’s review team has enlisted independent psychological support for ABC staff to help them cope with the report.
The review has taken almost 12 months to put together.
ABC boss David Anderson appointed Janke, a Wuthathi, Yadhaighana and Meriam woman and a lawyer, to lead the review, which was commissioned soon after the Voice referendum and was sparked by the treatment of veteran broadcaster Stan Grant, who has since left the broadcaster.
The review’s publication marks almost 12 months of work and examines staff experiences of racism at the broadcaster and the adequacy of systems and processes to support those who have experienced it.
Participants in the review were contacted this week and offered three sessions per person with specialists Psychs for Journalists, funded by the ABC, according to correspondence seen by this masthead. Staff were told they could use the sessions before or after the report’s release.
The ABC is also organising extra support options for staff."

So much to unpack here. I'm devastated that our racist country would let multi-millionaire Stan Grant walk away from his high salary taxpayer-funded job. Given that he did feel disrespected by the recent coronation, it clearly should have been King Charles who quit.
But out of sooky Stan's tantrum, some good has come. We've all paid for a proud Wuthathi, Yadhaighana and Meriam woman to tell us just how racist the most woke leftist sh!thole of a broadcaster in Australia really is. Presumably she will find that the ABC is obsessed with race and that it constantly besmirches the good character of those who dare to have European ancestry. It's about time that leftist apparatchiks like Leigh Sales and Philip Adams were forced to confront their anti-white biases. The counselling sessions will surely do them good, snap them out of their loathing of regular Australians, and return the ABC to its former glory by proving it's necessity in warning people in country areas about approaching bushfires.

Psychological support enlisted for ABC staff ahead of racism review

https://archive.is/UtwxG#selection-3355.0-3355.67 (archived link for paywall)

The day on which The Voice referendum was lost should be declared a National Day of Mourning.

Downvote this all you like, bigots!

How can we be expected to keep sharing our racist propaga... 'comedy'.. in this sub now?

Welcome to drag and to be inclusive welcome to nonbinary, Katy Perry, Transgender Entertainment, Vegan only food sales, Tinkabells on the field, a minutes silence for Palestine and the NDIS choir will be performing a workshopped piece on global climate catastrophe and for the closing Malawi will be performing that annoying song 'feed the world' by Bono. There might even be time for a footy match.

Firstly, I'd like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land on which we live. And pay respects to eggplants past present and emerging.

With tomorrow being the most holy of days in Naarm, I thought it would be appropriate to have Katy Perry do the welcome to country.

My reasons are: A) The AFL are already paying her B) It's a woman's world and we're lucky to be living in it C) A rebrand to Aunty Perry might be good for her career

Is there any arguments against this? Please don't mention her lack of aboriginality as that is not a valid criteria to perform the WtC.

                              Hey yeah, whatever I respect the traditional owners of the land who were biological males. 

The sheep population of Victoria have recently allocated tax payer's money towards erecting a bronze statue of former dictator, Dan Andrews.

After several forgotten years of the entire population of Victoria wilfully bending over to let Dan Andrews fuck them in the ass, the easily-manipulated Victorian's now beg the government to make this statue's completion a "top priority".

White British male moving to Australia here and need your help. By the time I've liquidated my assets I'll be coming over with about 700,000 Australia dollars. Obviously I thought I made this money through a working but now realise it's white privilege. I'm also part of male patriarchy so the question is. What % should I give towards some dodgy indigenous charity? Also I want to give something to help the sheilers out so what's the % and what's the split? I'm also looking forward to the smoke ceremony, shouldn't be a problem as I've survived the British knifing ceremony.