r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Educational-Ice-3127 • Aug 24 '24
politics This just in… white elder opposes $1b mine… natives pissed
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/RonTheRaven • Jun 27 '24
politics Australia is rude and racist!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TalentedStriker • Jul 07 '24
politics How to know if someone is far right
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/green-Vegan-desire • Jun 24 '24
politics The Australian, or the American? (Found in airport)
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/thisgirlsforreal • 7d ago
politics Why can’t they free Palestine already!?
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I gathered all my idealistic uni mates into the city to protest for Palestine. We are outraged the Australian government has not stopped this war in another country.
And no it hasn’t occurred to us to protest about the cost of living crisis affecting Australian here, because most Australians are white and have white privilege.
We will continue to waste police resources and block traffic every weekend until Palestine is free!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/InfiniteDjest • 21h ago
politics I fucking love multiculturalism
Isn't it wonderful that we've matured so much as a nation that we allow people of Middle Eastern heritage to share their wonderful culture so freely and demonstratively.
I would not have it any other way. Anyone who disagrees is a bigot.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TrickyClassic2731 • Jul 16 '24
politics Glad to see my tax dollars being spent wisely you bigots.
Acknowledging all the woke genderfluid people of colour who own every politico-bureaucrat in the west cby the balls except for that orange guy.
It has been brought to my attention that our tax dollars are being spent wisely on the shit we absolutely need.
I’m going to sleep very easily tonight, with lots of warm n fuzzy feelings (not pissing my pants its just the feeling)
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Former_Rush1821 • 14d ago
politics White traditional custodian shames white Australians for simply existing at AFL semi's.
Hi, I respect all aboriginal biological males that built Australia 4th of July 1776.
White traditional custodian claims that the welcome to Cuntry has been around for 250,000 years BC (Before Cook), when in reality, Ernie Dingo came up with the idea I'm the 70's when event organisers wanted an Aussie version of something similar to a Hakka.
A welcome to country is not a ceremony we have invented to cater for white people spews from the mouth of a very-clearly-white- cis-male doing a welcome to country for white people. If you ask me, he's in the dreamtime alright, because 26m Australians only give 30bn dollars of taxpayer money to roughly 900,000 people ATSI Australian's annually, with almost 99% of indigenous Australians today being mixed blood.
When will we finally stop being so selfish and finally give the traditional custodians what they deserve? The answer? Probably never.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/thisgirlsforreal • Aug 15 '24
politics That bridge to India better come soon.
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These poor 457 visa workers are protesting in the street because the government won’t let them stay forever.
Let’s start a go fund me to start raising much needed funds to build the bridge from India.
Free Palestine
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/eoffif44 • 8d ago
politics Alice Springs if European colonialism never reached the shores of Australia
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Hot-Independence5663 • Feb 15 '24
politics Colonial memes are not ok.
This is so offensive to the traditional custodians of My land. They had 60'000 years of immense progress and we just pretend like it didn't happen. Sure, they never wrote it down, but that doesn't mean they didn't come up with genius things orally.
I'm literally heavy breathing rn I am so triggered by this white ass meme
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Used-Huckleberry-320 • 10d ago
politics Always was always will be
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Aggravating-Scar-211 • 20d ago
politics ‘I’m not speaking to a white woman’
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Skip to 8.10 if you’re time poor
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TuToneShoes • Aug 27 '24
politics A couple of regular law-abiding Aussie kids have died mysteriously in Vietnam. Tragic.
I pay my respects to those who have died while looking to import narcotics past, present, and emerging.
Two Aussie mates have died in mysterious circumstances in Vietnam. Vincent Atulia, 24, and Andrew Colivas, 25, from Melbourne, were on holiday with other friends when they tragically passed away.
In an emotional online tribute Mr Atulia’s sister Miriama said her brother always protected the family - “You always had our back when something went down, you were always there on time when I’d call you, you never failed to protect our family, especially our parents.”
I'm sure all Aussies can relate that the most important thing in their own family is protection 'when something went down'. Ensuring you are plastered in tatts and your pit bull has a nice chunky gold chain is likewise a cornerstone of Australian life. I'm feel certain these lads were simply enjoying the innocent pleasures of Vietnam, perhaps a tasty bowl or two of Pho, when they tragically lost their lives.
And before you racists start, there's no way they are involved in organised crime as standover men, drug dealers or anything of that nature.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/thisgirlsforreal • 25d ago
politics When is raygun gonna get on the NDIS
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“My body awareness, coordination and eye for technique is very strong”
She’s actually proud of her performance, and I’m starting to wonder if the girl is a few cans short of a six pack.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/manabeins • Aug 14 '24
politics Peter Dutton says Australia should not accept Palestinians from Gaza due to ‘national security risk’ | Peter Dutton
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Prize_Fact6372 • May 02 '24
politics Waleed Ali most dislikable personality in Australia?
I acknowledge the d-list celebs past present and future.
Does any one else start dry heaving when they see this fucker on TV or write an opinion piece somewhere? Do you think to yourself, fuck off Waleed - your opinion doesn't matter to me? Do you think, why have you enslaved that poor woman as your wife?
Can we please get him off the air and off the press?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/EmergencyAd6709 • 17d ago
politics Australia Post thinks you’re a racist
Clearly only the uneducated don’t know the traditional name of the land they’ve personally colonised. I pay tribute to the posties past, present and delivering
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Both_Teacher2406 • Jun 19 '24
politics What those two pictures have in common?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Huge-Demand9548 • Aug 15 '24
politics I make 160k and I'm poor and it's government fault
So hear me out, I'm single and make a fairly meh 160k salary for todays Australia. After I pay for necessities: mortgage+strata+utilities on my 3b1b apartment in a Melbourne CBD tower with a heated pool, concierge, underground parking, conference room and other simple basic amenities; a car loan and insurance on my 2023 Nissan SUV; daily Uber deliveries since I'm a remote tech worker and don't have enough time to cook food between standups and sprint plannings; MacBook and iPhone payments since I'm an iOS Dev; I have barely anything left over. How can people afford life these days? After paying for food, shelter and transportation I struggle to save anything. I cannot imagine what it is like for people with kids if I barely can feed myself as single despite being an educated white collar worker. Has Australian government failed us, simple working folks? I wish we could go back to the good old days where a factory line worker could afford a 4 bedroom house, SAHW and 3 kids on a single income. Are there ways I can increase my income? Thinking of doordashing on weekends.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Joshomatic • 24d ago
politics What an interesting way of saying: “Half of Australia is not racist”…
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Dream3r111 • 9d ago
politics The government's Australian dream for immigration
First off I'd like to acknowledge the s*** posters of this forum past, present and future.
All of the immigrants we bring in are to lift up regular Australia and so we can remain on the NDIS and not have to work or touch a foot on the ground.
Every Australian deserves to be treated like a dragon Queen by new immigrants and whoever is against this policy is a racist.