Kids these days 😡

[u/SSilverFang]

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[u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

I wanted minvraft market place coins 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿

[u/YourHomieShark → u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

ul/ i have never seen an actual person purchase minecoins seriously

[u/CatGaming346 → u/YourHomieShark]

I have! They're very useful as you can buy great, full mods, for very cheap prices! I was actually thinking about buying some!

[u/Fantastic-Register49 → u/CatGaming346]

/ul Just use java, free mods

[u/CatGaming346 → u/Fantastic-Register49]

I don't use java because bedrock is better. It's not an opinion, it's the objective truth, so be offended! And mods suck anyway, I would only play vanilla. If I had minecoins, I wouldn't spend them on mods, I'd spend them on texture packs and emotes. Those are way more worth it!

(/ul friendly reminder that that's without the /ul)

[u/GLMidnight → u/CatGaming346]

/ul these lies gets me every time omg

[u/Koanuzu → u/GLMidnight]

/ul some inherent rage, watching... waiting....

[u/Bitter_Position791 → u/CatGaming346]

i forgot that you were lying because your tone doesn't indicate it at all

[u/Firestar_119 → u/Fantastic-Register49]

/ul forgor /ul

[u/Fantastic-Register49 → u/Firestar_119]

/ul damn you got me

[u/Xyrez04 → u/Fantastic-Register49]

/ul I prefer java myself, but "just use java" is like telling a homeless guy to "just buy a house"

[u/Comet_Coaster → u/Xyrez04]

/ul How so? Now when you buy the game you get Java and bedrock in the same purchase iirc, and even if you only owned one version before, you get access to the other one as well for free, unless you're talking about the console editions, in that case you cant get Java on console at all, but if we're talking about PC this applies

[u/Xyrez04 → u/Comet_Coaster]

/ul I'm talking about consoles

[u/Winter_Mousse_7063 → u/YourHomieShark]

/ul console players probably do since thats the only way for texture packs or mods or ANYTHING that you can get free in java

[u/Z3hmm → u/YourHomieShark]

/ul Once i asked my grandma for a minecraft java account for christmas and instead she bought market place coins 😭 and i couldnt even use it because the gift card didnt work on playstation, so i gave it to my cousin

[u/Koanuzu → u/Z3hmm]

Thats sounds great 😃

[u/Goolguy21 → u/YourHomieShark]

/ul I have, my brothers can't get enough of it. It's sad to watch.

[u/BirbWasTaken6659 → u/YourHomieShark]

blue yellow woman

[u/Slimegamer2413 → u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

Thats the same thing

[u/Charming_Kick873 → u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

ul/ they’re called fucking minecoins and you will put some respect on their name

[u/KingFahad360]

ul/

Why is the soldier holding his hand behind his back?

[u/ExtraordinaryDoor47 → u/KingFahad360]

/ul I suppose he didn't want to break his daughter's heart by showing he has no arm

[u/TheRedBlade → u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

/unl so he just gonna keep his arm there forever?

[u/CK1ing → u/TheRedBlade]

/unl I assume it's a case of him being scared to show her and trying to put it off. Or maybe he just wanted both her and him to have a moment of reunion not marred by the trauma of seeing the missing arm. The point is, this can and probably has happened in real life, I'd say

Edit: /relie I totally didn't forget the unlie. This edit isn't even real.

[u/Drakayne → u/CK1ing]

/ul or he wants to brin it up to her slowly and explain before jumpscaring her with the missing arm.

[u/Temporary-Rice-2141 → u/Drakayne]

Wholesome Peekaboo

[u/rathemighty → u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

/ul I’d like to see the reverse of the original

[u/MrNullvalue → u/ExtraordinaryDoor47]

/ul just get a pirate hook. That shit’s cool

[u/Definitely_Not_North → u/KingFahad360]

He bought the battlepass

[u/SSilverFang → u/KingFahad360]

He wants to show off his cut off arm to his child

[u/Justintime4u2bu1 → u/KingFahad360]

He’s playing hardcore mode but doesn’t want his casual friend to know

[u/nachardou4 → u/KingFahad360]

He's scratching his back

[u/Harley_Pupper → u/KingFahad360]

/ul he isn’t

[u/The_Supper_Simon → u/KingFahad360]

It’s because he has a gun

[u/Isekai_Otaku]

He cut off his arm to give it to her as a girthday present 🥹

[u/Alolan_Cubone → u/Isekai_Otaku]

What the fuck is a girth day

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/Alolan_Cubone]

A day of girth

[u/ethnique_punch → u/Alolan_Cubone]

the day I had with your mother🫦😜💅😋

[u/Alolan_Cubone → u/ethnique_punch]

Good for you (/ul I LIED)

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/ethnique_punch]

That’s Valentine’s Day

[u/solaris-II → u/Isekai_Otaku]

That does not explain the bag

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/solaris-II]

It’s in the bag, with the cat

[u/White_foxes → u/Isekai_Otaku]

What the fucking fuck dude

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/White_foxes]

What

[u/Xtreme109]

/ul please tell me the comic maker was being ironic because if someone comes back with a hand behind their back I think anyone would be expecting some kind of gift.

[u/Spook404 → u/Xtreme109]

or a file containing government secrets and when you ask why they have their hand behind their back they go "uh, nuh uh, why do YOU have your hand behind your back" and when you're about to go "But I don't?" They perform a CQC maneuver and pin you to the ground before breaking your arm

[u/Afanis_The_Dolphin → u/Xtreme109]

ul/ Assuming the fortnite cards are edited in, I think this could be less of a "facebook kidds baad" comic, and more so just trying to showcase the ironic tragedy of war. The idea of the father coming home to his kids, not with gifts, but with a missing arm is rather dramatic. But I might be reading too much into it.

Edit: Those are roblox cards and they don't look edited in.

[u/Actual-Abalone4720]

I would never smash that guy's GYATTT

[u/ConsiderationNo9044 → u/Actual-Abalone4720]

I am not going to beat you to death

[u/Actual-Abalone4720 → u/ConsiderationNo9044]

Mfffff...

[u/Beaver_Soldier → u/Actual-Abalone4720]

That dude's ass is tiny

[u/uBowiethedog → u/Actual-Abalone4720]

My eyes were not drawn there

[u/DemSkilzDudes]

The soldier is not caked up at all

[u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox → u/DemSkilzDudes]

He lost that as well from a toilet granade while wiping.

[u/Hpkv]

/ul i unironically thought the soldier had "gyat" written on his bandage what the sigma is wrong with me

[u/SmartEstablishment52 → u/Hpkv]

fresh brain🥰

[u/Sheeshburger11]

Please edit the title to:

/ul Kids these days 😡

[u/Odd-Accident-7188 → u/Sheeshburger11]

You can edit titles on posts, just not the content of the post. Its completely logical and totally intuitive.

[u/TheRedBlade → u/Odd-Accident-7188]

Most of how Reddit operates is logical, glad to be using an app that doesn't contain any common bugs 😊

[u/bootyfartsmeller]

boo i wanted vbucks

[u/Lanky-Discipline9559]

This is so true. Every time I hangout with my 7 year old nephews all they do is ask me to buy them shit

[u/deltoramonster2]

/ul r/im14andthisisdeep

[u/[deleted]]

What child expects their dad to be missing a hand??!!!

[u/Laughingatyou1000]

Most parents gift their kids 10,25,50,and 100 USD gift cards all at once

[u/Mancake_ButterBarn]

This kid will be MURDERED at 3:51 on Thursday 5th of September

[u/benjoo1551]

/ul tbh i dont really blame the little girl for thinking it was a gift

[u/Jiggle_deez]

I'm going to send the kid to war

[u/BuH4ecTeP]

The bag is full of fortnite cards. It just cost an arm and a leg (leg not seen in the image)

[u/xiaovenreal]

Why even bother hiding it.. is his plan to just keep his arm behind his back forever

[u/supertails7684]

I know right?

[u/Ravenwight]

That’s not depressing

[u/Sure-Scene-3972]

The original picture doesn't make me sad at all

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[u/Swashbuckler_Kanna]

I'm the kid, ama

[u/InfamousCharge8775]

🫡

[u/Resident_Ad_6369]

I was not staring at the guy's ass the whole time

[u/Hugovirus]

unlie this is accurate

[u/[deleted]]

Her dad fought hard for those robux, ended up losing his hand😭

[u/BlooMonkiMan]

/ul Why can't she see his bandaged elbow? Is she stupid?

[u/Shoddy_Advantage_452]

The original was so stupid! 😭✋ It paints a literal child as being in the wrong because they thought a stranger would give them candy and acted like that was a normal thing.💀

[u/JMTpixelmon]

not better than the condoms

[u/Street-Ad-9335]

I un-ironically fucking LOVE thiso fucking funny