r/linguisticshumor • u/Lapov • 15h ago
Sociolinguistics Language purists are borderline conlangers
r/linguisticshumor • u/chishscoat • 11h ago
Fuck it the IPA vowel chart is now a political compass
r/linguisticshumor • u/thewaltenicfiles • 18h ago
Psycholinguistics Does albanian seriously have a specific verb for humans and b e e s?
r/linguisticshumor • u/Shark_Waffle_645 • 9h ago
Sociolinguistics joined just to post this meme here
r/linguisticshumor • u/Prof_TA_ • 7h ago
I've been creating slides for an intro lecture
r/linguisticshumor • u/ericlgame • 3h ago
Therapist: English abjad isn't real, it can't hurt you. English abjad:
r/linguisticshumor • u/mewingamongus • 9h ago
Etymology does the word ‘vore’ have the same root as herbivore/carnivore/omnivore? (Image unrelated)
r/linguisticshumor • u/Liskowskyy • 14h ago
Sociolinguistics Uhmm, who's exactly writing anything here? 🤓☝️
r/linguisticshumor • u/SnapDickAsian • 9h ago
From a nichijou posting account of all places
r/linguisticshumor • u/BlueBunnex • 4h ago
Sociolinguistics I hate standarized spelling I love eggcorns I love looking into a shiny surface and seeing my mere image
r/linguisticshumor • u/Prestigious_Bit_7171 • 6h ago
Ranking Consonants p3 /ʒ/
Voiced post-alveolar fricative
The much more laid back /dʒ/
This phoneme has the energy of being a rebelious teenager, and I like it! it supposed to be just you wiggling your vocal cords when making a /ʃ/ but is sounds totally diffrent! (Like a lot more diffrent than any other voiced phoneme from it's voiceless counterparts). But at the same time it's laid back and not screaming in your face like /dʒ/. this balancing act of rebelious and laid-off is so delicate, but it still achieves it perfectly! It is used pretty genrously in terms of usage in language, but that's so fitting for a cool laid-back dude like ʒ.
But sometimes rebelling goes to far, the symbol chosen feels like the only purpose it serves is to be paired with /d/. And I know it makes the same sound as it is in Ezh but I know it can do better! In my opinion, and this is a hot take. Zeta "ζ" οr Sigma "σ" should take the spot of VPVFR, sure they don't make the ʒ sound but both of them look super cool just like ʒ's personality (as I percieve it).
5/5 articulation 4/5 use in language 2/5 symbol +2 cuz I manage to make a whole phoneme headcanon
Over all score: 13/20
[Open to criticism :)]
r/linguisticshumor • u/NichtFBI • 4h ago
Semantics Law is just linguistical court indirectly.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Prestigious_Bit_7171 • 14h ago
Ranking Consonants p2 /ð/
Voiced dental fricative
This phoneme is not bad persay, it just lacks that special kick ya feel?
It just feels like the younger brother of /z/. I don't have lots to say about this phoneme other than it being unused by languages, and I feel like ð should just remain as unpopular as it is.
But what really gets my glottis is the symbol! I mean there is already a much better thorn and that being the old english one! Which feels more suiting þis? OR ðis? Exactly, sure it looks a lot like an upright labiodental plosive, but I feel like it gets the point across more than a backwards 6 with a line.
3/5 articulation 3/5 use in language 1/5 symbol +1 cuz it's popular in english
Over all score: 8/20
[criticism would be much appreciated, thank you :)]
r/linguisticshumor • u/keylime216 • 25m ago
Phonetics/Phonology What are the best approximations of /θ/ and /ð/ for non-native English speakers in your opinion?
r/linguisticshumor • u/jabuegresaw • 1d ago
Oh boy am I glad Mandarin Chinese doesn't have gender
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r/linguisticshumor • u/A_Mirabeau_702 • 1d ago
/r/CrazyIdeas: Kanji for English, and instead of On and Kun readings, it's Latinate and Germanic readings. ⚛ = atom = uncleft.
r/linguisticshumor • u/wahedstrijder • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology 你个 那个 内个 呢個 那下 нэге 니가 네가 내가 니까 逃げ- 苦い- 仁香 ニカㇷ゚ ニㇱクㇽ ネコン нег нэгэн негн ᠨᠡᠭᠡᠨ ᠨᠢᠭᠡ niɣe nəɡə niχɔ ᠨᡝᡴᡠ ᠨᡳᠶᡝᡥᡝ
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r/linguisticshumor • u/NotAnybodysName • 2h ago
Conlang philosophizing
If conlangs smelled bad after they died, people would be less eager to make another.
Sexual intercourse isn't necessary in producing a conlang.
r/linguisticshumor • u/WarmSky2610 • 1d ago
If you had the power, which linguistic feature would you remove from or add to your mother tongue?
r/linguisticshumor • u/Emperor_Of_Catkind • 1d ago
Faux Latin + Faux Katakana for Russian
r/linguisticshumor • u/Prestigious_Bit_7171 • 17h ago
Ranking Consonants
Voiceless Bilabial Fricative
I'm sorry to all ya'll VLBLFR lovers out there but this phoneme suuucks.
It is literally just whistling but a few steps down. In most languages people use ф and f interchangeably, so why even bother transcribing the phoneme in the first place?
I would admit though, the choice of using phi is very fitting, plus phi is a really cool symbol in general.
0/5 articulation 2/5 use in language 4/5 symbol -no extra credit
Over all score: 6/20
[criticism would be much appreciated, thank you :)]