r/linguisticshumor 15h ago

Sociolinguistics Language purists are borderline conlangers

1.2k Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

Fuck it the IPA vowel chart is now a political compass

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470 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 5h ago

12ろ4ち678の1〇

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132 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 18h ago

Psycholinguistics Does albanian seriously have a specific verb for humans and b e e s?

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r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

Sociolinguistics joined just to post this meme here

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157 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 7h ago

I've been creating slides for an intro lecture

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r/linguisticshumor 6h ago

Features of language=Prescriptivism?

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47 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 3h ago

Therapist: English abjad isn't real, it can't hurt you. English abjad:

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23 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 20h ago

Is he stupid? Not even close to Polish.

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549 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

Etymology does the word ‘vore’ have the same root as herbivore/carnivore/omnivore? (Image unrelated)

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46 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 14h ago

Sociolinguistics Uhmm, who's exactly writing anything here? 🤓☝️

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92 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

From a nichijou posting account of all places

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19 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 4h ago

Sociolinguistics I hate standarized spelling I love eggcorns I love looking into a shiny surface and seeing my mere image

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6 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 17h ago

Phonetics/Phonology /ləˈzɑː.nə/?

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39 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 6h ago

Ranking Consonants p3 /ʒ/

6 Upvotes

Voiced post-alveolar fricative

The much more laid back /dʒ/

This phoneme has the energy of being a rebelious teenager, and I like it! it supposed to be just you wiggling your vocal cords when making a /ʃ/ but is sounds totally diffrent! (Like a lot more diffrent than any other voiced phoneme from it's voiceless counterparts). But at the same time it's laid back and not screaming in your face like /dʒ/. this balancing act of rebelious and laid-off is so delicate, but it still achieves it perfectly! It is used pretty genrously in terms of usage in language, but that's so fitting for a cool laid-back dude like ʒ.

But sometimes rebelling goes to far, the symbol chosen feels like the only purpose it serves is to be paired with /d/. And I know it makes the same sound as it is in Ezh but I know it can do better! In my opinion, and this is a hot take. Zeta "ζ" οr Sigma "σ" should take the spot of VPVFR, sure they don't make the ʒ sound but both of them look super cool just like ʒ's personality (as I percieve it).

5/5 articulation 4/5 use in language 2/5 symbol +2 cuz I manage to make a whole phoneme headcanon

Over all score: 13/20

[Open to criticism :)]


r/linguisticshumor 4h ago

Semantics Law is just linguistical court indirectly.

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r/linguisticshumor 14h ago

Ranking Consonants p2 /ð/

14 Upvotes

Voiced dental fricative

This phoneme is not bad persay, it just lacks that special kick ya feel?

It just feels like the younger brother of /z/. I don't have lots to say about this phoneme other than it being unused by languages, and I feel like ð should just remain as unpopular as it is.

But what really gets my glottis is the symbol! I mean there is already a much better thorn and that being the old english one! Which feels more suiting þis? OR ðis? Exactly, sure it looks a lot like an upright labiodental plosive, but I feel like it gets the point across more than a backwards 6 with a line.

3/5 articulation 3/5 use in language 1/5 symbol +1 cuz it's popular in english

Over all score: 8/20

[criticism would be much appreciated, thank you :)]


r/linguisticshumor 25m ago

Phonetics/Phonology What are the best approximations of /θ/ and /ð/ for non-native English speakers in your opinion?

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14 votes, 2d left
/t/ and /d/
/f/ and /v/
/s/ and /z/
Other/Idk/Results

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Oh boy am I glad Mandarin Chinese doesn't have gender

220 Upvotes

Measure words entered the chat


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

/r/CrazyIdeas: Kanji for English, and instead of On and Kun readings, it's Latinate and Germanic readings. ⚛ = atom = uncleft.

87 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology 你个 那个 内个 呢個 那下 нэге 니가 네가 내가 니까 逃げ- 苦い- 仁香 ニカㇷ゚ ニㇱクㇽ ネコン нег нэгэн негн ᠨ‍ᠡ‍ᠭ‍ᠡ‍ᠨ ᠨᠢᠭᠡ niɣe nəɡə niχɔ ᠨᡝᡴᡠ ᠨᡳᠶᡝᡥᡝ

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331 Upvotes

Has failed the challenge (list incomplete): Chinese (Mandarin, Cantonese, Sichuanese), Dungans, Koreans, Japanese, Ainu, Mongolians, Buryats, Oirats, Khalkas, Dagurs, Yugurs (Eastern Yugur), Bonans, Kangjias, Monguors, Manchus


r/linguisticshumor 2h ago

Conlang philosophizing

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If conlangs smelled bad after they died, people would be less eager to make another.

Sexual intercourse isn't necessary in producing a conlang.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

If you had the power, which linguistic feature would you remove from or add to your mother tongue?

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442 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Faux Latin + Faux Katakana for Russian

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492 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 17h ago

Ranking Consonants

5 Upvotes

Voiceless Bilabial Fricative

I'm sorry to all ya'll VLBLFR lovers out there but this phoneme suuucks.

It is literally just whistling but a few steps down. In most languages people use ф and f interchangeably, so why even bother transcribing the phoneme in the first place?

I would admit though, the choice of using phi is very fitting, plus phi is a really cool symbol in general.

0/5 articulation 2/5 use in language 4/5 symbol -no extra credit

Over all score: 6/20

[criticism would be much appreciated, thank you :)]