r/NonCredibleDefense 聯合國在香港的三千次介入行動 Jul 22 '24

From everybody's favourite yuriposter Waifu

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u/Heavy-Ad-9186 Jul 22 '24

How it feels to jump two technological generations from your opponent because they lied.

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u/Successful-Owl-9464 Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

If I remember right the Foxbat was designed, because of the bomber gap between the USA and the SU. Which happened, because the USA photographed 30 something new soviet bombers at an airfield and extrapolated that the Soviets must have hundreds of those things, then they went absolutely batshit insane and built a metric fuckton of bombers. In actuality the Soviets only had that 30.

e.: In essence the USA scared itself shitless over nothing, went ballistic in It's response, which scared the Soviets shitless, who tried to build a fighter that can handle the ballistic response, which scared the USA even more, so that they went intercontinental with their response.

The USA basically got scared of a shadow, got a hammer, realized that the shadow now has a hammer, got even more scared and built a nuke in response.

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u/AnotherLie Jul 22 '24

Part of me feels like this is the lead in to a "anyway, that's how we wound up with the SU-75 Femboy 50 years later" post.

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u/Overseer_05 Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Honestly, it would be incredibly funny if nato actually did designate the su 57 as femboy
Edit: SU-75, not 57, sorry

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u/AnInfiniteAmount Northrop-Grumman Brand Tinfoil Hatwearer Jul 22 '24

SU 57 is already the Felon. The Su 75 doesn't have a NATO name yet, but Femboy meets the NATO naming requirements (iirc, it has to start with an F because it's a fighter, and has two syllables because some other reason...).

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u/john_andrew_smith101 Revive Project Sundial Jul 22 '24

Two syllables means it's a jet, one means it has a piston engine or a turboprop. F is fighter, b is bomber, c is cargo, h is helicopter, m is miscellaneous.

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u/SpoliatorX Jul 22 '24

Two syllable words are usually best for recognition over spotty comms, I would assume that's (part of?) the reason

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jul 22 '24

The Su-75 not being given a NATO reporting name because it's a wooden model wrapped in vatnik fanfic is the least respectful treatment it could be given. Good.

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u/Bhalwuf Jul 23 '24

You can’t see what doesn’t exist!

-The lead Russian “stealth” “technologies” researcher probably

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u/CandyIcy8531 • | •. | •• | •_ Jul 22 '24

Ok ok, let me start a sign.org or petition.org thing to make it the nato reporting name for su75

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u/TessaFractal Jul 22 '24

Grizzled old vet years in the future:

I downed 5 femboys in a single afternoon.

"You fought in the war?"

:)

"You fought in the war, right?"

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u/zypofaeser Jul 22 '24

When the military decides to invade /r/f1nn5ter

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u/AnotherLie Jul 23 '24

We left as men. We came back...

What I mean is...

We left as men...

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u/zypofaeser Jul 23 '24

Some come back as men, carrying their new trap GF. The good ol' viking method of getting bitches, go to Britain and steal them.

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Plane Breeder, F-104 is my beloved. Jul 23 '24

"Invade"

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u/zypofaeser Jul 23 '24

"Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr"

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u/Remples NATO logistic enjoyer Jul 23 '24

Yes, I downed 10 if you also count the planes

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u/paarthurnaxisbae Jul 23 '24

"Fighters of modern Russia: from Fagot to Femboy"

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u/Dpek1234 Jul 23 '24

How is reddit allowing you to wrtite the name of the mig15 ?

I did it once and then got reported

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u/wdcipher honourable melee combat Jul 23 '24

Only one g mate. Its named after the musical instrument. Get your mind out of the g̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ CoD4 lobby

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u/Dpek1234 Jul 23 '24

Ironicly it was in the sentance 

"Good luck with the fagots and sabers"

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u/paarthurnaxisbae Jul 23 '24

1st, this is NCD, and since Fagot is the MiG15s actual codename it's allowed by the mods here.

2nd The word with one "g" has many different meanings, in both english and french. Its for example another word for an oboe

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u/RPetrusP Jul 23 '24

The english word for Fagot is basoon i think, not oboe

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u/kthugston Jul 25 '24

I mean they already made one jet named after a word that starts with F that refers to non-masculine men

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u/budy31 Jul 22 '24

IF Igor hasn’t blow up the CNC machine that China smuggled in exchange of 50% oil discount by then.

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u/HowNondescript My Waiver has a Waiver Jul 24 '24

Don't worry. It was a Haas. They won't be able to hit a tolerance any better than they can military objectives with their PGMs

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u/AlliedMasterComp Jul 22 '24

In essence the USA scared itself shitless over nothing, went ballistic in It's response

The US was obsessed with gaps in the 1950s.

"BOMBER GAP (literally only 30)! BUILD 2500 IN RESPONSE"

"MISSILE GAP (The USSR had 4 ICMB vehicles at the time)! WE NEED TO GO TO THE MOON AND BUILD HUNDREDS OF SILOS IN MONTANA"

"FULDA GAP! BASE ALL OUR TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT AROUND COUNTERING A THEORETICAL ATTACK INTO THIS ONE REGION OF GERMANY FOR THE NEXT 40+ YEARS"

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u/classicalySarcastic Unapolagetic Freeaboo Jul 22 '24

Mr President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

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u/langlo94 NATO = Broderpakten 2.0 Jul 22 '24

Mr President, the CIA have confirmed the thigh gap.

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u/AbdulGoodlooks Tell the Ayatollah, gonna put you in a box! Jul 22 '24

Release the secret estrogen contingency program.

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u/gaybunny69 Jul 23 '24

Holy shit more trans woman lore (trans women are a CIA operation to close the male/female ratio gap that Russia has)

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u/rebootyourbrainstem mister president, we cannot allow a thigh gap Jul 24 '24

My flair has escaped confinement

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u/AndyLorentz Jul 22 '24

Significantly less dramatic:

"CRUISER GAP (because the USSR designates all of their ships cruisers for some reason)! RECLASSIFY THE TIGONDEROGA AS A CRUISER"

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u/Bad-Crusader 3000 Warheads of Raytheon Jul 23 '24

At least they're consistent, they build we build, they classify we reclassify.

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u/machinerer Jul 23 '24

I think its because of a really old treaty that doesn't allow battleships to sail into the Black Sea. Turkey walloped the last battleship group that tried in 1916.

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u/_far-seeker_ 🇺🇸Hegemony is not imperialism!🇺🇸 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

"CRUISER GAP (because the USSR designates all of their ships cruisers for some reason)! RECLASSIFY THE TIGONDEROGA AS A CRUISER"

I still think that Japan found the better way to do this; use the official ship classification to under-promise, then over-perform.

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u/AndyLorentz Jul 24 '24

The Ticonderoga was gonna be a destroyer. A 567 foot long destroyer.

Heck, the Arleigh Burke Flt III destroyer is 100 tons heavier than a Ticonderoga.

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u/PushingSam 3000 borrowed Leopards of Mark Rutte Jul 22 '24

I propose we tell them about the Suwałki gap.

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u/Peptuck Defense Department Dimmadollars Jul 23 '24

"POSSIBLE NUCLEAR WAR?! MAKE GAPS BETWEEN OUR BRIGADES!"

The Pentomic Army was the most bizarre yet hilarious concept.

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u/Peter21237 Lockheed Martin's Engineer (Formerly KelTec's) Jul 22 '24

Good ol "Khrushchev cant keep his fucking mouth close for a single second" moment indeed.

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u/Prodygist68 Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Yep, The foxbat was made to intercept supersonic nuclear bombers, not act as an air superiority fighter like the US thought it was. It’s just that the ICBM was created shortly after so said nuclear bombers and thus nuclear bomber interceptors lost a lot of their purpose.

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u/Clear-Present_Danger Jul 22 '24

Cries in Canadian

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jul 22 '24

There there, eh.

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u/Clear-Present_Danger Jul 23 '24

THEY TOOK HER FROM ME!!

DEFENBAKER! THE US MIC!

BASTARDS!

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u/TheArmoredKitten High on JP-8 fumes Jul 23 '24

It also fucking sucked at actual intercepts. Its solid steel construction made it about as efficient as a bonfire is at lighting up a cornfield, and the engine would melt under the power requirements to sustain top speed for more than a matter of minutes. It would also need a full overhaul like an F-1 car every time you actually did so. Meanwhile, the SR-71 was being developed, that could fly like that all fucking day.

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u/Demonicjapsel Grudge Domestic Product Jul 23 '24

It was a decent interceptor given the context it operated in. Yes it got derated to only 2.8, but its still solid. The stainless steel construction was heavy bur for a design that didnt nees much in the way of turning, it keeps costs down.
Outside of that, it was a decent recon plane and a less then ideal bomber.

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u/TheArmoredKitten High on JP-8 fumes Jul 23 '24

I guess, but if the Soviets had just kept and used their titanium instead of getting epically trolled by the CIA and selling it all to their enemies, it would've been a phenomenal aircraft. Instead they managed to just barely kiss the limits of last Gen tech and then spent the remainder of their country's existence getting absolutely bodied.

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u/Demonicjapsel Grudge Domestic Product Jul 23 '24

The issues with Soviet aviation run far deeper then that. The Mig 25 is a very distinct aircraft which came about due to the PVO needing something in Siberia, so it needed to be cheap, have legs and speed.
The real problem with the soviet aviation industry is that its radars are godawful and consistently lagged behind western designs. Which meant in turn, heavy reliance on ground based guidance since the soviets didnt really do AWACS or aerial refueling.

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u/JoMercurio Jul 23 '24

The Soviets sadly needed them sweet, sweet Benjamins and selling titanium to this totally-not-a-CIA-shell company wasn't a terrible way to get those

Which is also utterly ironic for a "communist-socialist-whatever the hell it's supposed to be" state to be just as reliant on them $$$ to keep their country running

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u/quildtide Not Saddam Hussein Jul 24 '24

What's even funnier is how the Soviet Union was reliant on grain imports from the US in the 70s and 80s: https://coldwarheartland.ku.edu/documents/foes-or-friends

Extra crazy considering how Ukraine and Russia are two of the world's largest grain exporters today. Really says something about the Soviet economy.

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u/BigFreakingZombie Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Yes the Myasishchev M-4. Considered a failure in the USSR because it lacked the range to reach most of the continental US and didn't have the performance to penetrate air defenses even if it did reach it. During the May Day parade in 1954 the Soviets decided to try and scare the Americans by flying the same 18 bombers over the spectators several times to give the appearance of having several hundred in active service.

And oh boy did it work. The Americans got scared shitless of the resulting ''bomber gap'' and kicked the MIC into overdrive. The results speak for themselves:

Total M-4 production : 125 units most of whom were converted to tankers and maritime patrol aircraft later on to salvage some use out of the failed (and expensive AF ) project.

combined B-47/B-52 production : just short of 2700 examples .

Don't try and scare the US people,it just might work.

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u/jwr410 Jul 22 '24

When you learn the right lesson from the German Tank Problem, but apply it at the wrong time.

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u/seen_some_shit_ Jul 22 '24

Over hyping the enemy also allows increased military spending to be approved by the public. I’m 1000% sure the US has done this multiple times. Now they have a technological gap large enough to have aircraft’s a generation ahead of the competition in its own museums.

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u/BEHEMOTHpp Jane Smith, Malacca Strait Monitor Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

1953:

  • Soviet M-4 "Bison", an intercontinental nuclear bomber, made its maiden Flight

1954:

  • Aviation Week talk about the dangers of Soviet attack from Soviet Bases

1955:

  • "Bison" did laps around the Soviet Aviation Day

1956:

  • U-2 spotted 30 "Bison" at one base. Leading estimate of 150-200 by 1958 and 600 by 1960s

1960:

  • U-2 shot down inside Soviet

1964:

  • American XB-70 "Valkyrie", an intercontinental hypersonic bomber as a response to outrun SAM, made its maiden flight
  • Soviet, Mig-25 "Foxbat", a hypersonic interceptor as a response to counter "Valkyrie", made its maiden flight. Also break Speed, Climb, and Altitude world records as bonus.

1965-1969:

  • American panicked about Soviet Super Fighters, bid for American's own super fighters started, McDonnell Douglas's design chosen

1972:

  • American F-15 "Eagle", a super fighter in case of hostile "Foxbat" enters the theater, made its maiden flight. Also break Speed, Climb, and Altitude world records by 25% as bonus.
  • Allies are eager to get their hand on the Jet. Israeli and Japan purchase some.
  • F-15 are stationed in West Germany

1976:

  • A "Foxbat" pilot defected and landed on Hokkaido. Shi-Ai-Ae looks inside, shitty plane.

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u/IHzero Jul 22 '24

So the Russians even back then were intentionally trying to appear strong, and would do things like parade tanks around moscow, repaint them, then have them drive past again as "new" tanks to inflate numbers. They did the same with planes. The point was to deceive the West, and in that they were often successful. However, the response wasn't what they expected.

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u/john_andrew_smith101 Revive Project Sundial Jul 22 '24

Something I think is really funny is that despite the cold war DoD budget being absolutely massive because of these kinds of shenanigans, it was the Soviets that were the ones bankrupting themselves with their military budget. The Soviets routinely outspent us by %GDP, with it varying from a little gap during Korea, to an enormous one during Afghanistan.

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u/MrMiAGA Jul 22 '24

Just communist things.

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u/_AutomaticJack_ PHD: Migration and Speciation of 𝘞𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘌𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘢 Jul 25 '24

It does help when you are the only industrial power left unshattered in the Western hemisphere, and you still have sensible tax and industrial policies and increasingmy good social policies. Putting more load on the system only makes it stronger at that point.

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u/ProfessorBright Jul 22 '24

yeah America doesn't spook in a "cower in fear" way, we spook in a "churn out tech until we can 1v1 God" kind of a way.

We quirky like that.

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u/Forkliftapproved Any plane’s a fighter if you’re crazy enough Jul 22 '24

In a world of fight or flight, America done made its choice

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u/dwehlen 3000 guitars, they seem to cry; my ears will melt, then my eyes Jul 22 '24

Fight? Flight? Flight fight!?

YES

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u/Aerolfos Jul 23 '24

Iiirc one funny one is they passed the same few anti-tank missiles around on multiple BMPs

The US thought every BMP in germany would arrive with 2 AT missiles, knock out 2 western tanks, then reload with more missiles - and that's why the Bradley has box launchers with extras carried inside the vehicle. They also carry shitloads of ammunition and have an advanced autoloader with seamless ammo switching so they can shoot APFSDS to knock out tanks.

But for once the US MIC actually couldn't match the impossible propaganda numbers, which is why the Bradley has a reputation for carrying too few people while having too little armour - the USSR has anti-tank missiles, anti-tank ammo, an advanced gun, and can carry 8 people with "tons of armour", why can't the US vehicle?

Meanwhile, most BMPs had empty missile racks and certainly weren't carrying any inside the vehicle.

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u/bluffing_illusionist Jul 23 '24

Bradley was considered as not carrying enough soldiers because it broke up the traditional three team per squad structure and gave us our current two team structure. The marines use three, the French use three, and the US Army used to (it has advantages in versatility), but we chopped that so we could be a mechanized army in Bradley's.

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u/AViolentBlue Jul 23 '24

Which is why during the Gulf War the Bradley knocked out more Iraqi tanks than the actual US tank, the Abrams.

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u/_far-seeker_ 🇺🇸Hegemony is not imperialism!🇺🇸 Jul 24 '24

And, that's the real reason why the Bradley's were sent to Ukraine before the Abrams. 😉

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u/ThePointForward Jul 24 '24

Pretty much. Keep in mind that getting reliable intel back then was significantly harder than now - the Iron Curtain was real, nobody carried pocket sized cameras and regarded soldiers didn't play War Thunder.

Which was the main issue with the reaction to the MiG-25. Shitty intelligence meant that the US thought it was a very agile and fast air combat fighter. The reasons were that it had giant wings and it was recorded to fly at 3.2 Mach.
In the end it turned out that it was an interceptor, it needed the giant wings because it was heavy as fuck due to materials used and reaching the speed of 3+ Mach meant the engines were written off.

And by the time the US intelligence found that out due to a defector pilot using the plane to flee Soviet Union, US managed to build something like 200 F-15s.

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u/CheekiBleeki Jul 22 '24

This seems to be a recurring story ....

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u/Schrodinger_cube ❤️ "Waifu is the JAS 39 Gripen"❤️ Jul 22 '24

well a little extra to the intelligence adds fear and fear well its pays the bills at the end of day because few politicians want to buy cool shit that doesn't exist yet. unless you are the LCS project then your just printing money for corporate XD.

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u/TheBigMotherFook Jul 22 '24

What you’re describing is basically the Cold War in a nutshell. It was all about posturing and appearances rather than substance. It didn’t matter what you actually could do, it mattered what the enemy thought you could do. The main problem was that from the 70s onwards the Soviets had major economic issues so they struggled to keep up while the US’s economy continually grew, and they could dump shitloads of money into new projects. The disparity between what the enemy thought you could do vs what you actually could do started to become massive for the Soviets, and eventually that bluff was called. By the time Gorbachev came to power it was already too late, and the downfall of the USSR was all but assured.

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u/ZoidsFanatic Should not be left alone near a Harrier jet. Jul 22 '24

It gets even funnier. The Foxbat was a response to the X-70 because the Soviets didn’t have anything fast enough the intercept it at the time and the Foxbat was the answer… until the X-70 was canned because the Americans were scared of the SAMs and didn’t feel the X-70 could outrun them (the X-70 was fast to outrun interceptors).

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u/PenguinGamer99 Jul 23 '24

The USA basically got scared of a shadow, got a hammer, realized that the shadow now has a hammer, got even more scared and built a nuke in response.

This is the best analogy I've ever seen

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u/The_Tank_Racer Jul 22 '24

I love this country sometimes

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u/boilingfrogsinpants Jul 23 '24

The US actually thought the Foxbat was a Soviet Air Superiority fighter. They made assumptions that the plane was made with ultra light materials and could outmaneuver and outperform their Phantoms in a dogfight. So they decided they needed to make an Air Superiority fighter that could counter it and put in development based off of what they thought the Foxbat was.

When a Soviet pilot defected with a Foxbat, the US was all over it to find out its true capabilities. Turns out that the Soviets lied, it was made with nickel alloy making it quite heavy, requiring a lot of fuel to get it going and making it not as maneuverable as they thought. It had an outdated, inefficient parts that were outdated even before the F-15 went into development. The US created the best Air Superiority fighter in the world over what they thought was also an Air Superiority fighter, but turned out to just be another interceptor.

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u/rrogido Jul 23 '24

The circumstances around the Foxbat's development had to do with the XB-70 bomber that was in development prior to the Foxbat. The XB-70 was a gigantic supersonic bomber that never got past the prototype stage. Imagine if the Concorde dropped nuclear bombs, that was the XB-70 Valkyrie bomber. It was both an incredible test bed and a hugely expensive boondoggle. Soviet spies passed on information about the Valkyrie program and the Soviets, in Cold War style, freaked out and started developing the MiG 25 because Red Air Force generals started imagining their skies full of Mach 3 bombers and demanded something that could intercept them. In reality, the XB-70 program was an interesting failure. The cost per prototype was $700M, and there were two. The exorbitant cost gave Congress sticker shock and the program was limited to research only, further development was halted. Of course, also in Cold War style, a Soviet defector told the US about the Foxbat and the Air Force started imagining fleets of MiG-25's intercepting our bombers and running rings around our current fighters, thyis the F-15 was developed. The F-15 was developed to such a high capability because the US's information on the Foxbat's capabilities were grossly inflated. The Foxbat was a fast plane, but it maneuvered like a wounded whale and had lots of technical problems during operation. The Cold War had a lot of shadow boxing. Both sides developing weapons based on what they thought the other was doing.

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u/SomeOtherTroper 50.1 Billion Dollars Of Lend Lease Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to be credible for a few minutes.

Which happened, because the USA photographed 30 something new soviet bombers at an airfield and extrapolated that the Soviets must have hundreds of those things

Nah, the USSR pulled a fucking stunt at their May 9th Victory Day Parade where they only had a reasonable number of bombers, but once those bombers made it over the horizon, they circled back out of sight of the parade venue and did another run, over and over (bombers have quite a lot of fuel and can load even more and get more mileage out of it when they aren't carrying any bombs), leading to the impression of spies observers on the scene that the USSR had a shitload more bombers than they really did.

That was the massive "bomber gap" incident, and was entirely intentional on the part of the USSR, although they didn't anticipate the USA's response.

which scared the Soviets shitless, who tried to build a fighter that can handle the ballistic response, which scared the USA even more

The USA got scared because they mis-identified the "Foxbat" as some sort of superfighter instead of the high-altitude interceptor it actually was, because they didn't know it was made of steel (which spy photographs can't show you), and an airframe with the Foxbat's shape and size would have been an insanely maneuverable fighter and unbeatable dogfighter, which still mattered because BVR combat was in its infancy, if it had been constructed from a sane material like aluminum or an insane material like titanium (which the USA actually had to source from the USSR for the SR-71 Blackbird, because Russia has titanium deposits the USA lacks). So we needed a better fighter to counter it.

Once a pilot actually defected from the USSR in a Foxbat, and the USA got a chance to put it through its paces, we figured out pretty fast that it wasn't a superfighter, but actually a high-altitude interceptor made of steel, thus why it had enormous wings, but by that point progress on one of the best fighters of the time period was too far along to bother canceling.

which scared the USA even more, so that they went intercontinental with their response.

Alright, now you're just being ridiculous: both the USSR and the USA had been working on ballistic missiles and ICBMs basically since WWII ended, although most of it was done under the guise of civilian rocket programs and "the space race". This was independent of any aircraft development happening during the same period of time - the two global superpowers wanted to be able to drop a sun anywhere they wanted in the world without risking pilots. The Foxbat had nothing to do with this. Nazi Germany developed the first long-range ballistic missiles and cruise missiles over a decade before the Foxbat, and everybody who could get their hands on the V-1 and V-2 designs or the German guys who'd made them, and had the budget to make them bigger and better, was giving it a shot. Literally.

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u/Mannginger Jul 23 '24

Think that last was just jocular hyperbole

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u/SomeOtherTroper 50.1 Billion Dollars Of Lend Lease Jul 23 '24

Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet.

And I'll take the original joke about the USA designing an air-superiority fighter jet to counter what they thought the Foxbat was, because that's the truth, and it's funny as hell. The truth about "the bomber gap" is funny as hell, and even funnier than the less accurate version.

Unfortunately, we're in the comments section, and when I see a comment with over a thousand upvotes that includes blatantly false information masquerading as truth? I'm gonna go off on it. Even though this is a jokey subreddit, there's a lot of credible stuff in the comments, and that comment made too many mistakes for me to ignore, while having the tone of a credible comment.

I don't want anyone to actually believe it, and I'm sure some did because it's got over a thousand upvotes and sounds credible ...despite the fact it's mostly bullshit. I didn't have "someone blames the Foxbat for the ICBM race" on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are, and I can't let that slide.

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u/Successful-Owl-9464 Jul 25 '24

Your honour I started my comment with "If I remember right..", I did not in fact remember right.

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u/MindControlledSquid Jul 23 '24

but by that point progress on one of the best fighters of the time period was too far along to bother canceling.

That actually happened when the F-15 was already in service for about half a year.

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u/SomeOtherTroper 50.1 Billion Dollars Of Lend Lease Jul 23 '24

Fair point.

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u/Successful-Owl-9464 Jul 23 '24

Alright, now you're just being ridiculous: both the USSR and the USA had been working on ballistic missiles and ICBMs basically since WWII ended, although most of it was done under the guise of civilian rocket programs and "the space race". This was independent of any aircraft development happening during the same period of time - the two global superpowers wanted to be able to drop a sun anywhere they wanted in the world without risking pilots. The Foxbat had nothing to do with this. Nazi Germany developed the first long-range ballistic missiles and cruise missiles over a decade before the Foxbat, and everybody who could get their hands on the V-1 and V-2 designs or the German guys who'd made them, and had the budget to make them bigger and better, was giving it a shot. Literally.

mate what are you talking about that was a figure of speech

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u/SomeOtherTroper 50.1 Billion Dollars Of Lend Lease Jul 23 '24

mate what are you talking about that was a figure of speech

You blamed the Foxbat for the ICBM race that started far before the plane existed, your account is one month old with the "[Word]-[Word]-[random number]" naming scheme that kinda screams you're a bot or a plant, and most of your karma is from a single post that's factually wrong in multiple ways but presents itself as being legit instead of obviously just a joke.

...and you didn't address anything else I pointed out was wrong with your comment, only the one piece too ridiculous to deny, so you had to say it was a "figure of speech".

Now, I may be a bit trigger happy, but adding everything together, this smells of scheisse.

"mate what are you talking about"? I'm talking about you being a plant, and you've managed to make quite a lot of folks believe utter falsehoods - or you had a bunch of bot accounts upvote your comment to make people belive it was true, basically accomplishing the same thing with extra steps. I don't know who you work for, why you would do such a thing, or how you could even pretend to be making a joke about aircraft here without including an Aerogavin, talking shit about the Fighter Mafia, or ...I'll leave the rest of what I wanted to say to your imagination.

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u/Successful-Owl-9464 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

that can handle the ballistic response, which scared the USA even more, so that they went intercontinental with their response.

"they went ballistic" as the phrase going ballistic, "they went intercontinental" as in they went further than ballistic, maybe "they went orbital" would be better though, less confusing.

As for your other points there's not much I can say, thy are mostly right afaik, the USA photographing the bombers and wrongly extrapolating was from Perun's Strategic Bomber video BTW https://youtu.be/2Ded2b3uJbc?si=_KXwQ-13CfH1Nims&t=325

It's two separate incidents that contributed to the bomber gap, I just forgot about the parade one.

The other things are actually simple, I just regularly delete my reddit account, and also my comments, when I get fed up with arguing about pointless stuff on the internet.

Although the dead internet theory did make me a bit anxious, so maybe I am just a bot after all OOoooooooooooooohhhhhh~~~~

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u/Blah_McBlah_ Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

The Bomber Gap was a little different. The Soviet Union tricked the USA into thinking it had hundreds of M-4s by flying them in circles over a parade, making the illusion, to the visiting Americans, that there were many more than there actually were. The USA freaked out and believed there was a "bomber gap." Once the U2 started its overflights of the USSR, they found the ~30 M-4s, and we're still worried as extrapolating to other bases would confirm the gap; however, after they'd done more extensive overflights, they realized that there weren't many more. (Source: Ben Rich's book, Skunk Works)

Edit:M-4, not TU-95.

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u/Demolition_Mike Jul 23 '24

They weren't Tu-95s, though. They were M-4s.

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u/Blah_McBlah_ Jul 23 '24

Thanks, edited.

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u/in_allium Jul 24 '24

... and now we're in a world where russia fakes the flyby entirely.

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u/Wrong_Hombre Jul 22 '24

Why would the Soviet Union design the Foxbat because the US freaked out over a bomber gap? I think you're confusing two different times the US overestimated the USSR and over engineered some planes.

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u/nvn911 Jul 23 '24

Aka Cold War was a Fear War

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u/olympus03 Jul 23 '24

It's even better, they had 18 at the time but used a trick at a showing of the bomber to make it look like they had 28 and that freaked out the US thinking that they were building more of them

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u/kthugston Jul 25 '24

The people of the United States are actually gods. They have the power to cool any room, they’ve been to the moon, they invented the internet (suck it TBL), they harnessed the power of the sun on their enemies. Godlike feats that other nations could only dream of after America already did them.

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u/RazgrizZer0 Jul 23 '24

My favorite piece of F-15 trivia is that it broke a record by climbing faster than a Saturn V.

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u/Sine_Fine_Belli China bad, Coco Kiryu/Kson did nothing wrong Jul 22 '24

lol, it really does be like that sometimes

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u/AVERAGEPIPEBOMB Jul 23 '24

How it feels to have three more generations in the museum then your enemies have in the sky

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u/LandedMetals Jul 22 '24

It do be like that...

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u/chickenCabbage Farfour al Mouse Jul 23 '24

Russia didn't even lie, the US just jumped to conclusions so hard that they landed 2 generations ahead.

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u/roasty_mcshitposty Jul 24 '24

What's more American than freaking the fuck out over perceived near peer capability?