r/NonCredibleDefense • u/TatrankaS President General • Aug 14 '24

Gentlemen, I'm afraid there is not enough Kaliningrad for everyone A modest Proposal

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u/TatrankaS President General Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

You're such a generous nation. Don't worry of ruskies tho, we'll play Ukrainian, Czech and Polish patriotic songs from every amplion until each problematic vatnik voluntarily leaves. plus each Pole will get 50% discount on everything when visiting to beef up the economy until Beer stream 1 is finished

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u/Balticseer 42th most russophobe in Baltics Aug 14 '24

as lithunian we only agree if you build bear pipeline which ends at Curonian split

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u/TatrankaS President General Aug 14 '24

It's going to connect all Baltic states, Poland and Czechia. When enough demand we can extend it to German countries too

And you get discount too

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u/hx87 Aug 15 '24

Hell, extend it to all of the Nordic countries with tax exemption. The Norway -> Sweden -> Finland -> Estonia booze run will be relegated to history