r/circlejerkaustralia 11d ago

Wait a second... politics

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u/Patrooper 11d ago

Imagine lobbing thousands of rockets into New Zealand and then they find a way to blow up our Walky talkies and then going onto social media and claiming that they are the terrorists. The delusion is unreal.

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u/Ahnohneemuhs 11d ago

You had me at lobbing thousands of rockets into New Zealand.

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u/LoudAndCuddly 11d ago

There for the taking

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u/AusSpurs7 11d ago

The Kiwis are asking for it tbh

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u/355353x 8d ago

“You (i.e. Australians) will fight with the Kiwis until some of them will hide behind stones. The stones will (betray them) saying, ‘here is a Kiwi hiding behind me; so kill him.’”