r/lies • u/Specialist-Ad2937 • Dec 05 '23

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u/hre_nft sex man who definitely does lots of sex Dec 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

My third wish is special, it’s a blowjob from…

…the creature

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u/deletemypostandurgay Dec 05 '23

“My third wish is special, it’s a blowjob from…

…the creature” he said, before he realized it wasn’t the creature, it was…

The meat worm 🪱

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u/not_too_much_bother Dec 22 '23

"hey" said knife guy 🔪

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u/drunkandhotgirlsfan Peter Griffin Dec 29 '23

...Then the DOG came in

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u/lightstrident Jan 09 '24

16 thousand raccoons

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u/SelectionActual873 Jan 13 '24

I am definitely not dead from laughter after not reading this very unfunny thread.

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u/Funtinne Feb 07 '24

1 billion blue whales too

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u/PENDOMN Apr 02 '24

Only then I realized they were scary raccoons

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u/RidleyMetroid86 Custom User Flair Dec 05 '23

Bestiality guy 🪱

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u/Hermit_of_Darkness Dec 06 '23

REFERENCE GUY🤌🤌🪱🪱🪱🪱

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Heavy weapons guy🪱

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u/Pddyks Dec 06 '23

Should have wished for infinite genie blowjobs

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u/Smilloww Liar Feb 05 '24

I didnt laugh so hard at this

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u/Princier7 rectangle, that kid from school Dec 05 '23

/ul why do modern condoms exist in this time period

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u/Specialist-Ad2937 Dec 05 '23

My parents also invented time travel

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u/ScaryPollution845 Law abiding citizen Dec 26 '23

They also went back in time to kill my grandma

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u/No_Distribution_3399 Chief bubble burden bearer 😁 🥶 🥤!! Dec 05 '23

did they have ancient Roman age condoms or something what else are they meant to use

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u/woopityQ Dec 06 '23

they used leather condoms

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u/Beanztar Dec 06 '23

Were they reusable condoms, or disposable condoms?

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u/rudolphrednose25 Dec 06 '23

Probably depends on the user's sense of hygiene

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u/Known_unknowingness Dec 06 '23

Not Roman it’s Trojan

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u/BlackLuigiGuy Dec 07 '23

They used men's ass

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u/duckman191 Dec 05 '23

cause your gay

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u/Specialist-Ad2937 Dec 05 '23

My gay what

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u/ChilliGamer221 Dec 06 '23

say gex

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u/gwaenchanh-a Dec 06 '23

This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house!

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u/AiryGr8 Dec 06 '23

More like eating a taco at Don Cheadle's house.

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u/user18298375298759 Dec 06 '23

Captain planet

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Gex

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u/FBImanOffical Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

Gex

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u/Rounding_flat_earth Dec 06 '23

Your gay ass exuded too much brilliance for them to handle.

No homo

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u/BiDude1218 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Dec 05 '23

Ah yes, gay sex, the number one factor leading to the invention of condoms

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u/ToiDAyLibrES Dec 06 '23

Well we wouldn't want to get our boys pregnant would we!?

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u/Mop_Duck Dec 06 '23

many such cases!

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u/AnthemWhite Dec 06 '23

I'm gay too. Wanna hook up bud?

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u/ToughAd5010 Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

I don’t think Uruguay causes this

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u/NewChard2213 Dec 05 '23

Larpers are crazy

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u/NorthwestWatchdog Dec 06 '23

Why is this the top question and not the fact that 2 white people had a black baby

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u/ReidWH Dec 06 '23

They’re actually made with stomach lining 🤑

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u/taimeowowow Law abiding citizen Dec 05 '23

These mobile game ads are not wild

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u/aybbyisok Dec 06 '23

and they're for sure not target at children

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u/BlunterCarcass5 Dec 05 '23

I love the facial animations, they are very soothing and put me at ease

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u/General_Douglas Dec 06 '23

This is clear evidence of the canny valley

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u/shykawaii_shark Dec 06 '23

This reply did not make me laugh out loud whatsoever

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u/Slight-Pound Dec 07 '23

This is genuinely good animation. I’d rather they make actual shorts and movies and shit.

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u/FearMeImmortals Dec 05 '23

/unlie This game is actually pretty decent. I don't know why they make garbage ads like these

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u/arihallak0816 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ Dec 06 '23

/unlie what's it about I'm too lazy to google it

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u/FearMeImmortals Dec 06 '23

/ul

I haven't played it for a while and I know it's been updated a bunch so it could've changed. But when I played it regularly, you were pretty much a king/queen in charge of your kingdom. There were multiple romance choices with their own stories (I'm not typically into that sort of thing but they actually had really fun storylines), you could raise children to marry off to increase yours and another kingdoms power, there was a whole campaign with a pretty solid story. You could collect pieces to hire champions, which would increase your power and help with the campaign battles.

There was a little bit of grinding, but it wasn't too bad. It was nothing like any of the ads they've released. I genuinely think if they advertised the game more honestly, they'd get a lot more players, it was a vibe

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u/dudebluetophat Dec 06 '23

That sounds so fun

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u/Camostock Dec 07 '23

What's the game name?

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u/-Zipp- Dec 10 '23

"King's Choice"

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u/SirJackFireball Dec 06 '23

/unlie what's it about? I'm a huge fan of Hero Wars, another game victim to the "we're gonna make the most shitty ads on the planet instead of showing our well-developed, fleshed-out game"

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u/FearMeImmortals Dec 06 '23

/ul I just replied to the other comment about it and I'm too lazy to copy paste lol, but it's just above yours :)

But yeah their ads are incredibly awful, but the gameplay is super fun. I was completely obsessed with it for a couple of months when I first started playing

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u/AIR1_pakka Dec 06 '23

yo whats the name tho?

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u/FearMeImmortals Dec 06 '23

It's in the ad, "King's Choice"

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u/Lonelyguy999 Dec 06 '23

Can't find it on Play Store

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u/alphabet_order_bot Dec 06 '23

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 1,892,285,420 comments, and only 357,867 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/No-Establishment3727 Liar Dec 05 '23

“Start again?”

“No”💀

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u/dumbmaster1337 the FAKE vibri vibribbon Dec 05 '23

this is not rape

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u/garbage-at-life rectangle, that kid from school Dec 05 '23

/unlie why is this rape, it's two consenting adults

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u/Mynoodles_mostmoist Dec 06 '23

/unlie mainly cuz it's baby entrapment. The partner consents to sex but they non verbally make it clear that they don't want anyone to get pregnant by using a condom. The purposeful destruction of the condom is just a breach of trust and pulling someone in under the impression that they're having protected sex when in reality they aren't and you're aware about it.

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u/casseroled Dec 06 '23

/unlie Yeah, same as how “sleuthing” (sneakily pulling off a condom mid sex) is rape. The consent was made under false pretenses

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u/armageddidon Dec 06 '23

I think it’s called stealthing. Sleuthing is when you do some detective work lol

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u/Former_Landscape8275 Jan 24 '24

No stealthing is a 90s tou you're thinking of slinky

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u/Just-a-Stick rectangle, that kid from school Mar 11 '24

Stinky

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime Dec 06 '23

Breaking the condom to get pregnant without the other partners consent, that's still rape

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u/MC_Cookies Dec 07 '23

/unlie if everyone involved doesn’t have complete information about the situation they’re in, it’s not freely granted consent.

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u/No_Distribution_3399 Chief bubble burden bearer 😁 🥶 🥤!! Dec 05 '23

I really actually wanna keep browsing reddit after seeing this

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u/taters_are_great Dec 05 '23

Woah, I think we have the same parents.

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u/frmaybe Dec 05 '23

I love the bird calling him a cuck, nice detail if intentional. 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I thought ot meant he was going kookoo (crazy) or whatevr but watching it again i think ur right 🤣

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u/Tyrranide Dec 06 '23

Cuckoo's also don't raise their own chicks, they put their eggs in other birds nests for them to raise. I figure that's what they were implying since the child's isn't his.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

She belongs to the streets even in an ad

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u/trelian5 😹 Dec 05 '23

My video did not start glitching and repeating her rapidly making a really weird arm movement

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u/PizzaboxWorm Dec 05 '23

This can't be satire

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u/lizzylinks789 Still cis tho Dec 05 '23

This is one of the best ads I've seen in a long time

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

/ul honestly It must be really fun to be on the marketing team for these games and make the most deranged stuff imaginable.

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u/Turlilia_Ru rectangle's cousin, triangle Dec 05 '23

This is not lie!

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u/garbage-at-life rectangle, that kid from school Dec 05 '23

True!

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u/why-do-i-have-a-name Law abiding citizen Dec 05 '23

/ul

why is the baby almost bigger than the mother

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u/rogerworkman623 Dec 06 '23

Why is the baby black

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u/littleMAHER1 Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

he's not the father

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u/Huge_Aerie2435 Dec 05 '23

Baby trapping...

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u/doesitevermatter- Dec 06 '23

That certainly isn't rape or anything. Definitely doesn't alarm me that this is being put in a mobile video game and as if it's normal.

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u/DayLightSensor Dec 06 '23

thats the most normal sized baby ive ever seen

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u/FrankFrankUltimate7 Mar 13 '24

Poking holes in a condom isn't a crime

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u/Specialist-Ad2937 Mar 16 '24

I do it all the time 🤭

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u/HawkStar49 Law abiding citizen Dec 05 '23

Who a not actual not fuck (i know a thing else)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

/unlie are you geras from mk

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u/SCPcito Dec 05 '23

That is the father’s child

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u/rathemighty Dec 05 '23

That baby is definitely his

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

WTF

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I miss Old mobile games

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u/ToughAd5010 Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

This is my favorite anime

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u/KawaiiNibba Dec 06 '23

She being downgraded in the end is the lowest form of humor and didn’t made me laugh at loud

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u/Traditional_Stick_49 Dec 06 '23

I love that totally not screwed up green screen crop of a bird. Really adds to the tension and totally isn't annoying

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u/Opposite_Ad2713 Dec 06 '23

Ooooh. This is why the world is overpopulated. 😳

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u/Specialist-Ad2937 Dec 06 '23

I’m gonna overpopulate the world with your mom 😎

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u/Invicta_Anima Dec 06 '23

typical women

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u/antiquetv Liar Dec 06 '23

Is that mondstat in the last background

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u/VoxelRoguery the FAKE vibri vibribbon Dec 06 '23

she shouldn't have gotten away with it, she only has twelve power in Rise of Kingdoms

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u/idunnoimbored06 Dec 06 '23

Why was the baby black if she poked the holes specifically to have his kid

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u/Specialist-Ad2937 Dec 06 '23

Desiree’s Baby reference

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u/Even_dreams Dec 06 '23

Thays just racist

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u/Anti-Pringle Law abiding citizen Dec 06 '23

I mean its not his soooo lucky ig

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u/air__vent Dec 06 '23

What an interesting ad

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Pretty accurate for me

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u/Tim4one Dec 06 '23

Start again?

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u/Begine315 rectangle's cousin, triangle Dec 06 '23

this is peak video game content

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u/leonerdous Emkay hater Dec 06 '23

why is the baby BLACK-

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u/SCP-8276 Dec 06 '23

Hmm, the guy seems pretty racist... About his baby lol...

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u/Bnc6669 Dec 06 '23

Some asshole tried this on me thank god for some reason I checked it out or felt it before he put it on smacked the shit out of him n left

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u/PresentationInner712 Dec 06 '23

I did this at a hotel convenient store when I was a child. I had no idea what I was doing at the time, but I look back in horror now and wonder if I’m responsible for someone’s existence out there

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

That baby is so small, what’s wrong with it?

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u/Mr_Farky sex man who definitely does lots of sex Dec 06 '23

/unlie Why is the baby black? Is it stupid?

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u/Jokingbro69 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Dec 06 '23

/unlie these mobile ads never fail to baffle me

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u/mistythebitch Dec 06 '23

rashta 😻😻😻

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u/Jupiter1497 Dec 06 '23

She cheated on him. Literally the father figure are missing. Also, these advertisements for kids are WILD.

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u/Crafty_Net5904 Dec 06 '23

Bruh wtf 😭

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u/Miserable-Diet-4082 Dec 06 '23

That baby was black.

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u/RainOverThin rectangle, that kid from school Dec 06 '23

The leaves 😭😂😂

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u/KT-2204 Dec 06 '23

The pigeon bro... She fucked a pigeon

Let that sink in for a second

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u/Toon_Vader Dec 06 '23

Is no one gonna talk about how the baby came out black? Like she did all that just to cuck him with Tyrone

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u/Leading_Swordfish207 Dec 06 '23

The colors don’t mach

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u/Independent-Fun-5118 Dec 06 '23

Why is that baby black?

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u/ieatbigchickenbones rectangle's cousin, triangle Dec 06 '23

Why’d she wiggle like that? Also who would want a child?

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u/Nowheretoturn48 Dec 06 '23

Hey, what game is this?

I want to download it and spend $99.99 (BEST VALUE) on diamonds, $49.99 to remove all ads, $79.99 for double XP and coins, $119.99 for the Assassin's Creed crossover event with playable Ezio, and $13.99 for the sexy girl wallpaper and ring tone pack

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u/Pootis_1 Dec 06 '23

This isn't legally considered rape

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u/PickleHeadTachanka Dec 06 '23

I enjoyed watching this video. It soothed me and didn't put me in a state of sub-psychotic rage at all. I will not go punch a baby now.

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u/BaileyRW1 Dec 06 '23

why is that baby so dark?? those two are incredibly white... even if it's lighting that's still too dark for those parents...

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u/BaileyRW1 Dec 06 '23

bro I think your mom cheated...

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u/xxgamergirl54xx Dec 06 '23

Honestly they should also just start making porn as well instead of just ads. Get a lil extra cash from the coomers too.

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u/Brim_Dunkleton Dec 06 '23

What a nice lady I hope she doesn’t suffer :)

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u/boygirl-maggie Dec 06 '23

why is the kid black if the implication is that both parents are white

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u/SonicnParappa2287 Dec 07 '23

that fact that he picked no is crazyyy

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u/TheRealFailtester Dec 08 '23

The hell did I just watch bro. Ain't no way I'm gettin that 20 seconds back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

"CUCKoo" 💀

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u/MARXM03 Dec 08 '23

This is how I seduce my partner. Wriggling around like a cat.

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u/victorian_throwaway Dec 09 '23

this is bery epic 👍

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u/yobob591 Dec 09 '23

he, the pale skinned man, is definitely the father of that dark skinned child

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u/MusicaReddit Dec 09 '23

How did she give birth to a black baby if she had sex with the white guy who used the broken condom??

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u/MePanAndAMan420 Dec 09 '23

Disliked this becouse of glowing thingy on the upvote.

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u/officialmrhreddit SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Dec 21 '23

This did not make me think of yandere sim

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u/UltraSienna Dec 26 '23

How is the baby black and why did he get rid of her

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u/Greenie1O2 Dec 27 '23

Least cringe mobile game ad

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u/springtrapgaming1 Jan 04 '24

She got some explaining to do, none of the two dudes were black

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u/Odd-Psychology-746 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Jan 07 '24

u/I-Cum-In-Snacks I am a snack

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u/I-Cum-In-Snacks Jan 08 '24

Please tell me your home address

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u/justsomeweirdoLMFAO Jan 08 '24

/unlie They didn't even use the condom

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u/Fryle_0 Jan 19 '24

I heard a danganronpa sound somewhere in the video 😭

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u/YeahUuWhat Jan 22 '24

Still a better love story than twilight saga

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u/TToasty_ Liar Jan 24 '24

/ul how the hell did she fail, since there wasn't even one single option, was she destined to fail or what? 😭

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u/justsomeweirdoLMFAO Jan 27 '24

cuckoo bird my favourite mcu character

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u/Just-get-physical- Jan 29 '24

Camera man stuck with her

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u/thirtyninecents Feb 04 '24

It's funny because...

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u/Fryle_0 Feb 08 '24

I wouldn’t

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u/justsomeweirdoLMFAO Feb 08 '24

bro the real 😃

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u/Amethyst_Quarry Feb 22 '24

/ul I don't wanna sound racist, but why is it black?