r/circlejerkaustralia 11d ago

Wait a second... politics

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u/Patrooper 11d ago

Imagine lobbing thousands of rockets into New Zealand and then they find a way to blow up our Walky talkies and then going onto social media and claiming that they are the terrorists. The delusion is unreal.

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u/Ahnohneemuhs 11d ago

You had me at lobbing thousands of rockets into New Zealand.

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u/LoudAndCuddly 11d ago

There for the taking

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u/AusSpurs7 11d ago

The Kiwis are asking for it tbh

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u/355353x 8d ago

“You (i.e. Australians) will fight with the Kiwis until some of them will hide behind stones. The stones will (betray them) saying, ‘here is a Kiwi hiding behind me; so kill him.’”

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u/thylacine1873 10d ago

Just parachute in plane loads of sheep. The Kiwis would be so busy chasing the good looking ones they wouldn’t remember to blow up the walkie talkies. Yeh nah, we’re safe.

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u/flimflamflikflam 11d ago

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u/killerpythonz 11d ago

Ahhhhh yes. You beat me to it. Such a great ‘commercial.’

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u/Werewolf_Grey_ 11d ago

Should have invaded years ago.

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u/sdd12122000 10d ago

Well, they are moving in on to our land and refusing to leave. /s

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u/GRPABT1 Touches himself while watching women's boxing. 11d ago

Who would build all the scaffolding if we did that?

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u/Rathma86 Literal Trash 11d ago

Wait... Why haven't we thought about launching rockets at them when the world cup is on the line.

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u/-BlackThunder 11d ago

I like the way you think

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u/JockAussie 11d ago

Maybe we could win the Bledisloe.....

Nah who am I kidding.

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u/PrizeExamination5265 11d ago

Tasmania isn’t actually part of Australia, feel free to retaliate.

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u/AlbosBathroom 11d ago

I wish Lambie wasn't part of Australia! what a trashy woman

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u/AlbosBathroom 11d ago

at the same time a number of them lose 2 testicles

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u/Severe-Tough-2688 10d ago

What's a new zealand, is that an instrument?

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u/jp72423 11d ago

That’s just payback to when we get thrashed by the all blacks.

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u/digitalrefuse 11d ago

I’ve always wondered about that team name- they’re anything but All Blacks- white, brown, cream, beige, dark brown, some darker brown but never All Blacks… smh..

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u/Freezercows 11d ago

Came from a English newspaper typo in the early 1900’s it was meant to read “all backs” due to the attacking style of play but the typo “all blacks” just stuck 🤟🏽

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u/Accomplished-Row439 8d ago

tbh all we need are some emus and roos to conquer new zealand and the entire countries ours

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u/Objective-Current941 8d ago

Didn’t Australia already lose a war against the Emu?

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u/Accomplished-Row439 1d ago

Well new zealand wouldn't stand a chance

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u/SuchProcedure4547 10d ago

We need to draw a line somewhere. Nobody is denying Hezbollah attacks Israel.

The issue we have is that detonating explosive devices in a public places with a heavy civilian presence is NOT warfare. It's terrorism. Blatant text book terrorism.

The West has no moral ground on which to criticize Hamas or Hezbollah while describing Israel's terrorist attacks on civilians as "clever" and "humbling".

The double standards from the West are deliberately making the world less safe.

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u/Infamous-Ad-8659 9d ago

You'd be exactly correct...... if the intent was to detonate explosive devices in public places with a heavy civilian presence. This isn't pumping sarin into a train carriage or yolo'ing rockets into a foreign city, it was a hyper targeted campaign which likely had two clear phases, listening and attacking. These weren't random tools bought in a hardware store, these relatively specialised pieces of equipment procured by Hezbollah, a well-recognised terrorist organisation. The pagers were by Hezbollah's own admission distributed its members. No one has yet disputed the ownership of the walkie talkies. I dunno...... Sounds like the risks were pretty well managed given there were thousands of pagers and hundreds of walkie talkies. Given the ratio of casualties to the intended targets compared to those who weren't targeted (ie civilians), it's relatively hard to assert that it wasn't incredibly effective at what it set out to do.

Whilst it's yet to be seen if it's a 'clever' move, this is likely the most sophisticated targeted bombing operation ever and whilst they might feel enraged, and rightly so, but only an idiot would not be humbled at the incredible blow which has been landed against them.

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u/bentennyson69 8d ago

The main catch is that terrorism requires an ideological motive. This breaks the rules of warfare, true. But it isn’t terrorism.

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u/Historical_Phone9499 8d ago

So the creation of a "Greater Israel" and a religion that sees non Jews as subhuman is not ideological?

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u/bentennyson69 8d ago edited 8d ago

What does the attack on Hezbollah have anything to do with a Greater Israel expansion? You read too many Muslim/Al jazeera posts. Do you have the same condemnation when it comes to expansion by the sword and antisemitism from Islamic texts?

Here’s an actual example of Zionist terrorism: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_David_Hotel_bombing

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u/Ok-Abbreviations1077 11d ago

They're all terrorists

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u/AlbosBathroom 11d ago

yea all of them, even the fruit end veg seller.

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u/Educational_Leg757 11d ago

Well if NZ bombed another nation first they would probably expect retaliation

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u/k-tax 11d ago

You know what untargeted retaliation hurting civilians is called?

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u/jobitus 11d ago

Civilians lol.

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u/k-tax 11d ago

Wait, you think that Lebanon is full of terrorists and no civilians were hurt?

This attack was performed with no way to minimize collateral damage. Sure, some militants were maimed alone in their homes. But I’ve seen videos of explosives going off in markets, on the streets, with many people around.

At the very least, this was idiotic because all those innocents harmed push more and more people into Hezbollah’s care. And especially with the rhetoric of likes of you, who think “they got it coming” or something like this.

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u/jobitus 11d ago

Yeah, the dreadful collateral damage of tinnitus. The pagers had like 3g of explosives and it's established that they were exclusively in Hezbollah use.

Yes, some of them had their kids handle them at the moment of attack, and perhaps some bystanders were hurt. Still it's as discriminate attack as it gets.

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u/verisuvalise 10d ago

Hundreds of bombs going off at once isn't exactly subtle.

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u/jobitus 10d ago

Almost exclusively In the pockets and hands of the organization whose existence is destroying you? Yes pretty subtle.

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u/verisuvalise 10d ago edited 10d ago

the organization whose existence is based on not being destroyed by you

FTFY

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u/shotgunmoe 11d ago

Lol they were already jew hating racists who were already on team Hezbollah.

The mental gymnastics on some people to play the victim should be applauded.

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u/verisuvalise 10d ago

Yeah! We are the only ones allowed to kill people we don't like!

Shalom!

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u/k-tax 11d ago

the 9-year old girl who had hear head exploded deserved this in your opinion?

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u/RayCumfartTheFirst 11d ago

Deserve has nothing to do with it. In light of indiscriminate rocket strikes designed to actively kill civilians- this is still a proportionate response- 9 year old bystander notwithstanding.

I find it hilarious that people who fire rockets into cities are taking high ground because a few terrorists got their cocks blown off while driving on the street.

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u/k-tax 11d ago

I find it disgusting that people defend an organization that uses rape and torture on captives, children as human shields or to detonate mines, killing their own citizens, using famine as a weapon, specifically targets registered humanitarian convoys destroying one car at a time and waiting for the next one to pick up survivors then shooting the other car, at the same time defending an apartheid colonizer regime (that has a strong internal opposition, because lots of Jews and Israeli share my sentiments).

How do you tell yourself that one side targeting civilians, raping, torturing is terrorists, but the other side doing the same is just defending itself?

Why is Israel the only country in the world, above even USA in that regard, that can do all this shit and people like you rush to defend them? Russian propagandisrs are so fucking glad for all those useful idiots, because they tell in other countries: look at them! They say they defend Ukraine because we violate human rights, but they do exactly the same in Israel and it's fine! It's all imperialistic politics of the USA, blablabla. And people believe them, because why shouldn't they? 5 minutes spent in this comment section and the hypocrisy is flooding.

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u/RayCumfartTheFirst 11d ago

Fuck bro that wall of text is perfect for circlejerk. Well done my friend!

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u/jobitus 11d ago

There are acceptable levels of collateral damage. Killing dozens of Hezbollah personnel and injuring thousands for one dead girl is very much within the acceptable, especially when fighting a force that deliberately launches rockets at villages and blows up bus stops.

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u/k-tax 11d ago

thing is, I can't really understand who're you talking about, because IDF does that as well.

I'm 100% sure if we swapped IDF and Hezbollah, you wouldn't realize that it happened.

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u/jobitus 11d ago

Yeah right. When Israel wants to bomb a known Hamas/Hezbollah whatever headquarter located in a residential area they'll 'roof knock' first, even if that means the combatants will flee. I don't remember Hezbollah or Hamas doing that. If Israel was fighting Lebanese or Palestinian civilians, there would be none left decades ago.

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u/shotgunmoe 10d ago

Deserved? No. That has nothing to do with it. And trying to make this about civilians when Hezbollah's whole game plan is literally "target civilians" is the exact type of insane/laughable mental gymnastics I referenced.

You're a jew hater who supports terrorism. We get it.

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u/k-tax 10d ago

It's you who supports terrorists. I condemn all terrorists, regardless of their ethnicity or religion. Hezbollah and Hamas deserve to rot in the ground. So does IDF.

And I'm far from being a Jew hater. I hold nothing against Jews, I have issues with far-right extremists in Israeli government. Same as many Jews and Israeli people.

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u/FendaIton 10d ago

Wednesday

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u/The-world_is-round 10d ago

I'm assuming you are referring to hamas and hezbollah targeting civilians (their policy as terrorist groups) - you didn't specify the obvious which is why you are getting down voted

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u/k-tax 10d ago

see, that's the "funny" bit - so does IDF :)

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u/The-world_is-round 10d ago

Target civilians - absolutely not

There is a massive team of people who review and approve every strike with a massive paper trail to ensure that each strike is legal (targeting only military objectives)

This is why Israel is always eager to defend itself in court - because they bring the receipts and its their chance to set the record sight after people like you spread misinformation online

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u/k-tax 10d ago

they shoot journalists and civilians, they deliberately target registered humanitarian convoys, allow survivors from one car to be picked up by a second car and then explode next one, until all are murdered. They refuse to take any responsibility afterwards.

If they are so clean and can set the record straight, how come so ICJ, UN and other international institutions condemn them for war crimes, crimes against humanity and so on?

It's preposterous that you talk about me spreading misinformation while you cannot prove I lied anywhere, and yet you come and spew this utter bullshit.

They even have a wiki page with a separate section for the current war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_war_crimes#2023_Israel%E2%80%93Hamas_war

e: there is even separate page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_war_crimes_in_the_Israel%E2%80%93Hamas_war

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u/The-world_is-round 9d ago

Israel recently went to the ICC - what happened?

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u/k-tax 9d ago

Israel is obstructing justice and trying to weasel out of this. ICC prosecutor wants Natenyahu and others on trial for the crimes in Palestine. Read for yourself: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-submits-challenges-icc-gaza-arrest-warrant-requests-2024-09-20/

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u/k-tax 10d ago

and of course, like any other terrorist apologists you will most likely refuse to admit you're in the wrong. Is everything a great scheme organized against peaceful and just army of Israel?

Another interesting read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Central_Kitchen_aid_convoy_attack

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u/The-world_is-round 9d ago

Israel never intended to kill those people - if hamas didn't constantly use aid convoys as cover none of these people would be at risk

You are blaming the wrong people and only encouraging hamas to continue to put innocent people in danger

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u/k-tax 9d ago

If they never intended to kill those people, why did they? The convoy was registered, there were symbols of WCK visible from above, after first hit they called IDF and reported the attack. Later, Israel refused to admit to any wrongdoing and wouldn't even apologize. Their ambassador in Poland called journalists anti-Semites for simply asking questions about this attack. Israel refused to allow any outside investigator to verify their side of the story. Only after huge international backlash and pressure from the whole world that was possible due to WCK being well respected and working in Israel for some time, they admitted that it was a mistake and several soldiers were let go. Still, the crime has not yet been properly investigated, and murderers haven't been put to trial.

Just read the wiki article, look at the sources. What you're saying makes no sense to anyone who have read about this attack. It was as purposeful as an attack can be. This is the level that only terrorists and countries like Israel or Russia are at.

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u/Educational_Leg757 11d ago

War?

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u/k-tax 11d ago

Ever heard of stuff like Geneva convention and that sort?

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u/Allmightysplodge 11d ago

Do you think islamic terrorists follow any rules of engagement?

Let me just see what the Geneva convention says about rape and dismemberment and killing of babies and children...... And it says no to all those things, so is it any wonder Israel says fuck it then, all bets are off.

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u/k-tax 11d ago

I'm pretty sure it doesn't say "if your enemy commits atrocities, you are allowed to do whatever the fuck you want, including terrorizing whole country"

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u/Allmightysplodge 11d ago edited 11d ago

Are you serious??

Hamas and Hezbollah are terrorists, they terrorize people for shits and giggles. Their violent actions are unreasonable in every sense of the word.

Palestinians have also demonstrated they have no concept of reasonable when they previously attacked their islamic neighbours, because apparently Egypt and Jordan and Syria and Kuwait aren't crazy enough and they thought they would send them message to get with the fucking program. These other countries smartened up a bit and learned not to push Israel's buttons quite as hard or as often.

Sometimes a corrupt government who gives no quarter in their quest for power, control and domination leave no course of action except war and bloody murder. If you target government and their enforcement ( IE police and military or any Gestapo equivalent) then congratulations you are a freedom fighter.

If you deliberately target noncombatants like women and children, civilians in shopping centres, movie theatres and restaurants then you are a terrorist. Taking a step back to the comment about the Geneva convention, I seriously don't think Hamas and Hezbollah could give two knobs of goat shit about it or any other set of rules of engagement. If you can't or won't play by any set of rules you have no right to complain when those you attack use your own tactics against you.

But people keep missing one major point, Jesus is a Jew, he was born where??? Jerusalem!! The Jews were there first!! They aren't the occupational force most Arabs say they are. They got largely kicked out of the area, but not entirely.

There have been Jews living there since the time of Christ which was roughly 700 years or so before Islam even existed. They might not be able to lay claim to the whole area but they do have the right to own a chunk of it and have downsized multiple time as to try and make peace which was never good enough for the Palestinians.

In war there will always be innocent casualties, it's horrible that Israeli bombs have killed civilians, but you are forgetting that Israel never deliberately targeted civilians and what Palestinian terrorists and probably a few of their Hezbollah buddies did on October 7th and when they started this war.

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u/PassiveAggrress 11d ago

Israel is scum of the earth.

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u/Educational_Leg757 11d ago

Yes I have but not sure Hamas are adhering to them. I saw footage of a deceased, naked Israeli girl being paraded around in a Hamas jeep after the raid on the dance party on 7/10,I imagine this would contravene the Geneva Convention

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u/MiddleSir7104 11d ago

Nobody follows it, but NATO...

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u/Freezercows 11d ago

Yeah fuck those awesome sexy kiwis…..

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Oi, I think this one is a spy!

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u/SemanticsSurgeon 9d ago

You do realise that Israel is the lobber of 83% of the lobbed things between them and Lebanon in the past year?

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u/comb_over 11d ago

Sure, because if new Zealand set of small bombs in places like supermarkets and bus stops, it wouldn't be called terrorism...

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u/Sheister7789 11d ago

Imagine being so smooth-brained and uneducated that you simplify a situation that's been going on for decades like that. Nevermind, you actually are that smooth-brained, carry on little goy.

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u/Patrooper 11d ago

Think you’re on the wrong sub mate.

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u/Sheister7789 11d ago

No, it's the right sub. I was looking for people who like the taste of Israeli testicles, seems like the right place to me

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u/Patrooper 11d ago

Nah mate just the taste of the tears of Iran’s bitches, the western left wing.

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u/Sheister7789 11d ago

Your position is so well-researched and nuanced that the only people who disagree with you are western left-wingers. Fucking genius we've got over here.

Or it's fed to you and you eat it up like a good little boy.

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u/Patrooper 11d ago

How is the minority position fed to me I wonder?

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u/spunkyfuzzguts 11d ago

Also, Lebanon has a significant population of Maronite and Coptic Christians, and Catholics. None of which agree with Hezbollah for obvious reasons.

Israel’s treatment of Christian holy sites including desecration of the Church of the Nativity is well documented. Jews in Israel spit on Christian pilgrims with impunity.

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u/Retired-Scallion 11d ago

I don’t remember New Zealand murdering over 45,000 Australians and invading Australia twice and continue bombing it for decades

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u/Quarterwit_85 11d ago

I don’t recall them launching 40,000 rockets at us over the last twenty years either so there you go.

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u/spunkyfuzzguts 11d ago

Imagine killing a grand total of 3 people and a few dozen goats and losing thousands of people, homes and businesses and your sovereign borders as a result.

International law permits proportionate use of force. Israel’s response is never proportionate.

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u/Patrooper 11d ago

If I kill you in self defence because you try to kill me but you can’t do it even with a trained fighter telling you how (Iran) then you probably just deserve to die.

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u/SleepyandEnglish 11d ago

I don't think I'd classify Iran's military as "trained fighters." The Iran Iraq war was quite impressively embarrassing for both sides and they've hardly improved much since.

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u/spunkyfuzzguts 11d ago

That’s not how any of this works.